Saturday, August 12, 2017

"I'll Have A Large Black Coffee......."



 "No; I mean a large....No; Venti is twenty.  Yeah. Large is large.  In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large and it's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations!  You're stupid in three languages." Danny (Paul Rudd)

"Jesus, Dan!  You know what they call sizes here.  You know what?  You've been picking fights with everybody....it's getting worst.  You know, man - the sun is shining but you've lost the ability to take any joy in life.  I can't stand it anymore!  You're just a miserable dick, now! You're mean to everybody! And FYI:  It's called a Venti because it's twenty ounces.  Twenty! Venti!" Beth (Elizabeth Banks)/Role Models 

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