Saturday, September 30, 2017

"That's Why I Told You We Have To Be Careful....."

Jen (Katherine Heigl): "I had to take a Z-pack.  Anti-biotics knock out the pill.  That's why I told you we have to be careful."

Spence (Ashton Kutcher): " I thought you were talking about my technique not getting knocked up!"

Jen:  "Okay! Don't yell at me, Sure Shot! You're the one that suggest 'Naked Saturdays.'"

Killers (2010)

Friday, September 29, 2017

"You Can't Get Rid Of The Wi-fi!!!"

Sadie (Maude Apatow): "Build a fort?!?......I don't need to be monitored all the time on the computer. I don't do anything bad.

Debbie/Mom (Leslie Mann): "Nobody said you were bad."

Sadie:  "I don't do things. I'm not supposed to.  I don't illegally download music.  I don't look at porn, like Wendy."

This is 40 (2012)

Thursday, September 28, 2017

It All Comes Back To That Same Simple Purpose...."

Detective Terance McDonagh (Nicolas Cage): "It's amazing how much you can get done when you've got a simple purpose guiding you through life." 

Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

"Mind If I Go Waterboarding With You?"

Daughter Sarah (Alyson Stoner): "It's knee-boarding and I'm pretty sure that you can't do it."  

Tom (Steve Martin): "Hey, if Jimmy can do it, I can do it."

Cheaper By The Dozen (2005)

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

"We're The Lucky Ones, Aren't We?'

Colee (Rachel McAdams): "We made it through in one piece.  I got shot in the leg but all I got to do is put some goo on it.  Did you get shot, Sir?" ....................

Cheaver (Tim Robbins):  A Port-O-John fell on me.....that shitter saved my life. 

The Lucky Ones (2008) 

Monday, September 25, 2017

"Get Down, Right Now!"

Thomas (Dan Hedaya): "Sam, I'm begging you! Come down, right now!!......Sam, stop swinging!!!!"

 Benny & Joon (1993) 

Sunday, September 24, 2017

"What's The Rumor Mill Churning Out These Days?"

Rosemary Penderghast (Patricia Clarkston):  What's the rumor mill churning out these days; anything interesting?

Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone): You know, not really.  Not really.  It's a little low on grist.

Dill Penderghast (Stanley Tucci): Whoa! Clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.

Olive: Only by marriage.

Dill: Give it to me.

Easy A (2010)

Saturday, September 23, 2017

"Our New Celebrity...."

"Clearly, fame isn't everything.  Is it, Mr. Potter?" Professor Snape (Alan Rickman)/Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

Friday, September 22, 2017


"Cut! Cut!!  I'm only seeing hair, here!"  Director/Lords of Dogtown

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Powers Too Great To Control

"Don't let it control you."  Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Steart)/X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

"You Want To Start Me Up?...."

"Just open the choke and pull the chord, pal.  I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line..... Listen, Pocahontas. Unless you put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo coming." Charlie aka Evil Hank (Jim Carrey)/Me, Myself, & Irene

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

"Your Little Horse Is Selling Out The Cheap Seats......"

"I just think this horse has a lot of heart. He may have been down but he wasn't out. He may have lost a few but he didn't let it get to him.  I think we can all learn a lick or two from this little guy.  Oh by the way, he doesn't know that he's a little.  He thinks he's the biggest horse out there.  Charles  Howard (Jeff Bridges)

"So, do you got big plans for this little horse?"  Reporter Max (Peter Jason)

"Oh yeah.  Sometimes, when the little guy doesn't know he's the little guy, he can do great big things!  See this isn't the finish line.  The future is the finish line and the biscuit is just the horse to get us there." Charles Howard (Jeff Bridges)

"Just the horse to get us there.  Well, you've certainly made a believer out of me, Mr. Howard.....Did you see the infield?...Your little horse is selling out the cheap seats!"  Tick Tock McGlauphlin (William H Macy)/Seabiscuit (2003)

Monday, September 18, 2017

Theme: Sex Talk With Workout Friends:.......

"She's numb down there." Debbie (Leslie Mann)

"I could sit down hard on a fire hydrant and I wouldn't even know that I was sitting. I could get stung by a hornet.down there and I wouldn't even feel it."......  Barb (Annie Mumolo)

"That is the saddest thing, I've ever heard!"  Jason (Jason Segel)

"I think you need a family. Don't you want a family?" (turns to Jason)  Debbie (Leslie Mann)

"Nah; I think, I'm going to 'Clooney' It." Jason (Jason Siegl)

This is 40 (2012)

Sunday, September 17, 2017

"It's Not How You Handle Success But How You Handle Failure..."

"How many times do we have to talk about discipline and team first? See, it doesn't mean anything to ya.  Rock, you've heard it 50 times from me.  How do you measure character?.....  It's not how you handle your success but how you handle failure.  Character!!!!"  Coach Bill Courtney/Undefeated (2011)

Saturday, September 16, 2017

"Does It Get Easier?"

"No! Yes; it gets easier." Bob (Bill Murray)

"Oh, yeah?  Look at you." Charlotte (Scarlett Johansson)

"Thanks.(chuckles) The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you." Bob (Bill Murray)/Lost In Translation (2003)

Friday, September 15, 2017

"Remember Who The Real Enemy Is.........."

"It's not possible." (The arena grid is destroyed......)  President Snow (Donald Sutherland)/The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Thursday, September 14, 2017

"I Don't Believe You People!"

"Chill! Alright...just chill it! Now, let's go get those Viet Congs."  Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller)/Tropic Thunder (2008)

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

"Be Confident...."

"Be confident!... Run, Atreyu!!"  Bastian (Barrett Oliver)/The Neverending Story (19840

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

"Things Change..."

"Admiring your handiwork?" Batman (Michael Keaton)

"Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff."  Penguin (Danny Devito)

"You're not the mayor."  Batman

"Things change........"  Penguin/Batman Returns (1992)

Monday, September 11, 2017

"Something's Up...."

"Can you believe this?  What schmuck would fly a plane into the World Trade Center?....That's not a small plane."  NYC Cop/World Trade Center by Oliver Stone(2008)

Sunday, September 10, 2017

"You Are Listening To Radio Cosmos....."

"Now, it's time for Corbin to say the word of the day.  Tell me, my man.  Are you happy you're here in the big world?"  Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker)

"Thrilled...."  Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis)/The Fifth Element

Saturday, September 9, 2017

"We're All Going Through This...."

"This isn't real. You know what it is?  It's St. Elmo's Fire; electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies, out of nowhere.  Sailors would guide entire journeys by it but the joke was on them. There was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up.  They made it up because they thought they needed it, to keep them going, when things got tough....We're all going through this.  It's our time on the edge." Billy (Rob Lowe)/St. Elmo's Fire (1985)

Friday, September 8, 2017


"I'm trying to help you live. Don't look at me. Ease your storm."  Io (Gemma Arterton)/Clash of the Titans

Thursday, September 7, 2017

"All The Ways You Wish You Could Be....."

"You were looking for a way to change your life.  You could not do this on your own. All the ways you wish you could be ;that's me.....little by little, you were letting yourself become 'Tyler Durden.'" Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt)/Fight Club

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

"I'm So Sure....."

"Hi! My name is Fred.  I like tacos, '71 Cabernet, and my favorite color is magenta."  Fred (Cameron Dye)

"Hi!  I'm Julie.  This Stacey."  Julie (Deborah Foreman)

"Charmed, I'm sure........I personally guarantee that you will have the time of your life tonight."  Fred (Cameron Dye)/Valley Girl

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

"What Have 'They' Done To You?"

"Is it drugs?  Is it brainwashing? (claps hands) C'mon!  Hey, talk to me......Bobbie, this isn't you~!" Joanna (Nicole Kidman)/The Stepford Wives

Monday, September 4, 2017

"Making Peace With God"

"Let me tell you something about Lt. Dan......He never actually said so but I think, he made his peace with God."  Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)/Forrest Gump

Sunday, September 3, 2017

"You Do What You Love And F*ck The Rest........."

"I'm glad you're talking again, Dwayne.  You're not nearly, as stupid as you look." Frank (Steve Carrell)/Little Miss Sunshine

Saturday, September 2, 2017

"We're Drinking From Coconuts and Buddhas....."

"Charlie, I've really enjoyed working on this assignment and eagerly anticipate returning to work."  Bosley (Bill Murray)/Charlie's Angels

Friday, September 1, 2017

"Hit It!....Drive Like Hell!"

"Ya know, I know it's crazy. I just feel like I have a knack for this shit! Thelma (Geena Davis)

"I believe ya do.  Drive like hell.......... Louise (Susan Sarandon)/Thelma & Louise