Thursday, November 30, 2017

"Surely, You Can't Be Serious?..."



Dr. Rumack (Leslie Mann): "Can you fly this plane and land it?"

Ted Striker (Robert Hays): "Surely, you can't be serious?"

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Mann): "I am serious and don't call me Shirley........


Airplane (1980) Written and Directed by David and Jerry Zucker

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

"Wheels Have Stopped...."



Astronaut Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood): "Whew! Wheels have stopped. Deadless is ohm."

Space Cowboys (2000) Directed by Clint Eastwood

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

"This Conversation Can Serve No Purpose, Anymore...."



Astronaut David Bowman (Keir Dullea):  "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

Hal 9000 Computer:  (Responds in monotone) "I'm sorry, Dave: I'm afraid can't do that."

Astronaut David Bowman (Keir Dullea): "What's the problem?"

Hal 9000 Computer: (speaking in monotone) "I think you know what the problem is, just as well as I do."

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) written, directed, and produced by Stanley Kubrick

Monday, November 27, 2017

"Pilot, Identify Yourself..."



Russell Kay (Randy Quaid):  It's me; Russell Kay, Sir. I told you that I wouldn't let you, down.  Just keep those guys off me a few more seconds.  Would ya?

Independence Day (1996) Written and Directed by Roland Emmerick

Sunday, November 26, 2017

"Lost..."



Capt. "Wild" Bill Kelso (John Belushi): (Lost in flight, pulls out a Coca Cola) "Can Opener?!" 

1941 (1979) Written by Robert Zemeckis, Directed by Steven Spielberg 

Saturday, November 25, 2017

"Uhh, Are You Outta Your Mind?"



Hal (Jack Black): "Um-kay, Cuckoo!  Cuckoo! Trust me.  Whatever you are doing, it's working.~" 

Shallow Hall (2001)

Friday, November 24, 2017

"Black Friday................"



Opening scene:  Black Friday at a shopping mall. 

Queue music:  "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Bing Crosby

Krampus (2015)

Thursday, November 23, 2017

"First, Let's Give Thanks....."



George (Adam Sandler):  "Okay; so -first, let's give thanks to our families not being here. It's always easier without the family.  I see you guys and you're so much younger than me.  I had no idea that I was the old guy until I looked at you, guys.......It's good to be young.  It kinda sucks being old.  So, just enjoy this. Enjoy time.  Time slips away. I promise ya.......So, uhh, things slip away.  If you love somebody don't let them slip away. I swear to ya, this will be you're most memorable Thanksgiving.  The one that you want the rest of your life....."

Funny People (2009)

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

I'm On My Way....



Claudia (Holly Hunter): (Flying home for the holidays, Claudia picks up phone to call her brother and leaves confession on his answering machine.) "Hi little brother!  It's your big, bad sister.  Where are you?  I'm on my way to Henry and Adele's, which I know is the last place on earth that you'd want to drive a million miles in holiday traffic to be at and I don't blame you. Have Thanksgiving with your friends. I would, if I had any but then I'd have to send them birthday cards. Which is a lie of course because you know I'm only looking for pity. Jesus, my, my, my. (silent pause) Shit! (change in tone)I really wish you were going to be there, kiddo because I'm sick as a dog, I made out with my boss, and my kid is going to have sex with another teenager, and then I got fired or the other way around! Whatever! Oh my God! I can't believe I just left this on your answering machine. I hate machines! Get rid of this tape.  It's nothing.  It's no big deal. I'm fine.  I just miss you, guys!  Happy Thanksgiving! Give Jack a big, big hug from me.  That's it from me. Love Claud. (hangs up phone and sighs) God, that was moronic!"

Home for the Holidays (1995)

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Turkey Dinner With Grandma Mazur.........


 

Mrs. Plum (Debra Monk): "Stephanie started a new job."

Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl):  "Yeah; I did.  Just got a gun....doing the bounty hunter thing. We're going after Joe Moerelli..........."

Grandma Mazur (Debbie Reynolds) pulls Stephanie's gun from her purse to inspect it, while dinner conversation continues.

Mrs. Plum (Debra Monk):  "Put the gun away, Ma! I don't know why I even try."

Grandma Mazur (Debbie Reynolds) pulls the trigger and shoots the dinner turkey, on the table.

Mrs. Plum (Debra Monk):  "Now, look what you did!!!"

Mr. Plum (Louis Mustillo): "She belongs in a home!!!!"  

One for the Money (2012)

Monday, November 20, 2017

"Was That You?"



Claudia (Holly Hunter): "No! (motions with her eyes to kooky Aunt Gladys)

Aunt Gladys (Geraldine Chaplin):  (passes gas, again) "How fast can you go, Tommy?"

Tommy (Robert Downey Jr.): "Like the wind, Honey." 

Home for the Holidays (1995)

Sunday, November 19, 2017

"Keep Her Straight....."



Charlie (Chris O'Donnell); "You're going to get us killed!"

Colonel Frank (Al Pacino):  "Don't blame me, Charlie.  I can't see."  

Scent of a Woman (1992)

Saturday, November 18, 2017

"Top Of The Morning, Officer...."



Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?"

Del Griffith(John Candy): "Yes; I do.  Yes: I do.  I know it's not pretty to look at but it'll get you where you want to go."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean):  "You got no outside mirror?"

Del Griffith (John Candy):  "No; we lost that."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "You have no functioning gauges?"

Del Griffith (John Candy):  "No; not a one.  However, the radio still works....clear as a bell. Don't ask me how."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "I can't let you go ahead in this vehicle.....no; it's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded, until such time as it can be made for safe travel on the state highway."

Del Griffith (John Candy): "....If you impound our car, I'm going to be unable to get my friend here home in time for his Thanksgiving dinner."  

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987)

"Write Me Well...."



Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes): "My story starts at sea. A perilous voyage to an unknown land. A shipwreck. The wild waters roar and heave.  The brave vessel is dashed to pieces.  All of the helpless souls within her drowned.  All save one, a lady; whose soul is greater than the ocean and her spirit stronger than the seas embrace.  Not for her a watery end but a new life beginning on a stranger shore.  It'll be a love story.  For she will be my heroine for all time....."

Shakespeare In Love (1998)

Friday, November 17, 2017

"You Face The Future With Your Heads Held High....."



Dean Anderson (Harve Presnell): "Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams"

(Crowd cheers and laughs.....)

Patch Adams (1998)

Thursday, November 16, 2017

"This Above All....."



Polonius (Bill Murray): "This above all: To thine own self be true and it must follow as the night, the day. Thou canst not then be false to any man."  

Hamlet (2000)

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

"Hey!! What's Going On In There?!"



Claire (Molly Ringwold): "He's just doing it to get a rise out of you.  Just ignore him."

Bender (Judd Nelson):  "Sweets, you couldn't ignore me, if you tried."

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

"Valid"



Vincent (Ethan Hawke):  "I got it."

Jerome Morrow (Jude Law):  "Of course, you got it"

Vincent (Ethan Hawke):  "And that's the way it was.......I was now a member of a relatively new and particularly detested segment of society, one who refuses to play the hand he was dealt."

Gattaca (1997)

Monday, November 13, 2017

"Just Deflect"



Diana (Melissa McCarthy): "Thanks but uhh, I already know who I am."

Identity Thief (2013)

Sunday, November 12, 2017

"You're Nobody....."



Clarence (Henry Travers): "You've been given a great gift, George.  A chance to see what the world would be like without you."

George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart):  "Wait a minute, here. Wait a minute, here. This is some sort of a funny dream, I'm having. So long, mister. I'm going home."

Clarence (Henry Travers): "Home? What home?"

George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart): "Now, shut up! Cut it out!  You're, you're crazy; that's what I think! You're screwey!  You're driving me crazy, too. I'm seeing things, here.  I'm going home and seeing my wife and family.  Do you understand that? And I'm going home alone!"

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)  

Saturday, November 11, 2017

"Maybe, We're Home......"



Reporter #2 (Michelle Hurst):  "How does it feel, Mr. Kovic, to be addressing the entire country.?"

Ron Kovic (Tom Cruise):  "Overwhelming, an honor, and lately, just lately, like I'm home.  Ya know? Maybe, we're home."

Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

Friday, November 10, 2017

"Like Tears In The Rain........"



Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer): "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."
Blade Runner (1982)

Thursday, November 9, 2017

"What Do You Got There?"



Young Agent J (Will Smith/Cayen Martin): "My dad gave it to me. We timed the launch.  Where's my daddy?"

Agent K (Josh Brolin):  "He uhh, he went to go do something very special and he wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal."

Young Agent J (Cayen Martin): "When is he going to be back?"

Agent K (Josh Brolin): "He uhh, (emotional, clears throat and composes himself, pulling out neuralyzer) James, if you look right here, I'll tell you the only thing you ever need to know. Your daddy is a hero."

Men In Black 3 (2012)

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

"How Long Have We Been Falling?"



Juni (Daryl Sabara):  "I don't know.  My watch doesn't tell time."

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

"This Is The Oh No, You Didn't Say That, Generation....."



Frank (Joel Murray):  "Oh, I  get it and I am offended. Not because I got a problem with bitter, predictable, whiny millionaire disc jokeys complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is......I'm not offended that they act like it's my responsibility to protect their rights to pick on the weak, like pack animals, or or or that we're supposed to defend their freedom of speech, when they don't give a fuck about yours or mine.

Co-worker (Bryce Johnson); "So, you're against freedom of speech, now? That's in the Bill of Rights, man!"

Frank (Joel Murray): "I would defend their freedom of speech, if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blow-job, gay bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy. But that's not the edge. That is what sells.  They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially main stream because this is the 'oh no, you didn't say that, generation.'  Where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore and we're supposed to celebrate it...."

God Bless America (2011)

"You Are Surrounded. There Is No Escape....."



Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield): "You gotta let me go."


The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Monday, November 6, 2017

"Fools! He's Playing Some Barbaric Game....."



Emperor Ming (Max Von Sydow): "Klytus! Are all of your men on the right pills? Maybe, you should execute their trainer."

Klytus (Peter Wyngarde): "Fools! He's playing some barbaric game.  Now, match him.  Like this. (Klytus hunches down.) Now!!" 

Flash Gordon (Sam Jones):  "41, 42, 43, Hut! Hut!"


Flash Gordon (1980)

Sunday, November 5, 2017

"I Get It! I Get It....."



Special Agent Zohan (Adam Sandler): "You guys don't like our country."  

Angry Palistian (Uncredited actor);  "Oh, so we're the bad ones?  

Special Agent Zohan (Adam Sandler):  "I'd love to sit and discuss this with you but I'm short on time.

Angry Palistian (Uncredited actor):  "I'm just saying. It's not so cut and dry."

You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Friday, November 3, 2017

"Ya Know, This Place Makes Me Wonder......"



Chuck (Mark Ruffalo):  "Yeah. What's that, Boss?"

Teddy (Leonardo DiCaprio): "Which would be worse, to live as a monster or die as a good man?"

Shutter Island (2010)

Thursday, November 2, 2017

"Wait A Minute....."


 

(Sirens alarm) Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford);  "Well, that can't be good."

Military Drill Announcer (over loud speaker): "All personnel, it is now one minute to zero time.  Put on goggles or turn away.  Do not remove goggles or face first, until ten seconds after first light."

Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): "Oh, that can't be good, at all."  


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)


Wednesday, November 1, 2017

"Whoever Saves One Life, Saves The World Entire...."



Itzhak (Ben Kinsley): "It's Hebrew, from the Talmud.  It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.'" 

Oskar Schindler (Niam Leeson): "I could have got more. I could have got more.  I just...I could have got more."

Schindler's List (1993)