Saturday, November 18, 2017

"Top Of The Morning, Officer...."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?"

Del Griffith(John Candy): "Yes; I do.  Yes: I do.  I know it's not pretty to look at but it'll get you where you want to go."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean):  "You got no outside mirror?"

Del Griffith (John Candy):  "No; we lost that."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "You have no functioning gauges?"

Del Griffith (John Candy):  "No; not a one.  However, the radio still works....clear as a bell. Don't ask me how."

Highway Patrol Officer (Michael McKean): "I can't let you go ahead in this; it's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded, until such time as it can be made for safe travel on the state highway."

Del Griffith (John Candy): "....If you impound our car, I'm going to be unable to get my friend here home in time for his Thanksgiving dinner."  

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987)

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