Sunday, December 31, 2017

"You Got To Say 'Yes' To Your Destiny...."



Disco Cabbie (Dave Chappelle): "Sweetheart, you know what you need to do? You need to get in this cab. 

Cindy (Kate Hudson): "I do?"

Disc Cabbie (Dave Chappelle): "You got to say 'yes' to your destiny......Destiny awaits!"

200 Cigarettes (1999) Directed by Risa Bramon Garcia

Saturday, December 30, 2017

"This Is Your Opportunity To Rise....."



Coach Jack Lengyel (Matthew McConaughey): "How you play today, from this moment on, is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory...."

We Are Marshall (2006) Directed by McG

Friday, December 29, 2017

"Must You Flirt?"



Ninotchko (Greta Garbo): "Suppress it."

Ninotchko (1939) Directed by Ernst Lubitsch 

Thursday, December 28, 2017

"I Have A Condition...."



CIA Agent Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich): "That sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist."

US Marshall Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney): "I don't have a psychiatrist." 

Burn After Reading (2008) Written and Directed by Joel and Ethan Cohen 

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

"I Just Wanted To Say Goodbye....."



Mark (Ricky Gervals): "I didn't know that."

Brad (Rob Lowe): "Yeah; a lot of people know that. I even turned some other people against you."

The Invention of Lying (2009) Written and Directed by Ricky Gervals and Matthew Robinson

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

"The Seeds of Destiny...."



 The Narrator (Roscoe Lee Browne): "It was at that time, Mrs. Hoggett began to worry about her husband but Farmer Hoggett knew that little ideas that tickled and nagged and refused to go away should never be ignored.  For in them, lie the seeds of destiny."

Babe (1995) Written and Directed by Chris Noonan 

Monday, December 25, 2017

"Grace....."



Lewis (William Hickey): "They want you to say Grace.....The Blessing!!"

Aunt Bethany (Mae Questel): "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."

Christmas Vacation (1989) Written by John Hughes

Sunday, December 24, 2017

"Alright; I Rid Myself of All My Grievances...."



Drew (Ben Affleck): (lights his lists of hurts and grievances on fire, outside his childhood home) "I forgive you."

Surviving Christmas (2004) Directed by Mike Mitchell

Saturday, December 23, 2017

"The Heritage Hills Series Is Very Inclusive..."



Claire Wellington (Glenn Close): "In fact, there is a whole chapter on Hanukkah." 

The Stepford Wives (2004) Directed by Frank Oz

Friday, December 22, 2017

"Are You The Lord?"



Jesus (Will Ferrell):  "Well, to you, I am. See technically, you're in this REM sleep state and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uhh, sky, and your dad.  Basically, your subconscious came up with me to help you deal. Dig? 

Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon): "Yeah. Uhh, do you want a glass of water or something?"

Jesus (Will Ferrell): "No; I'm good.  I'm God." 

Superstar (1999) Directed by Bruce McCulloch

Thursday, December 21, 2017

"How Many Hours?...."



Charlie (Tom Cruise): "I'll see ya soon."

Raymond (Dustin Hoffman): "Yeah; one for bad, two for good."

Charlie (Tom Cruise): "Bet two for good."

Raymond (Dustin Hoffman): "Yeah. Of course, it's three minutes until Wopner."

Charlie (Tom Cruise): "You'll make it."

Rain Man (1988) Directed by Barry Levinson

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

"Can I Please Have Some More Mimosa Juice?"



George (Paul Rudd): (stands up and breaks plate) "Who knows how many days any of us have on this earth. I want to fill mine with laughter, happiness, and love.  Let's get the fuck out of here!!!....."

Wanderlust (2012) Directed by David Wain 

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

"Always Be Closing...."



Blake (Alec Baldwin): "You want to work here?  Close!!......Go and do likewise, Gents."

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) Directed by James Foley


Monday, December 18, 2017

"I'll See You Down The Road...."



Agent Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale):  "No; you will not. The only way that you will leave a jail cell is when we take you out to execute you."

Johnny Dillinger (Johnny Depp): (Replying to Agent Purvis as he turns to leave the jail) "Well; we'll see about that. You ought to get yourself another line of work, Melvin." 

Public Enemies (2009) Written and Directed by Michael Mann

Sunday, December 17, 2017

"I'm Not Alec...."



Fred Claus (Vince Vaughn): "My name is Fred Claus."

Brothers Anonymous Group: "Hi Fred."

Fred Claus (Vince Vaughn): "Hi. I'm uhhh Santa Claus' brother and I got a lot of stuff going on because of it.  There's a lot of things. Umm. I've got a lot of juice in the tank over it and uhhh...

Stephen Balding: (Interrupts Fred) "Is this a joke to you?!" I'm Stephen, by the way."

Brothers Anonymous Group: "Hi Stephen." 

Stephen Balding: Hi guys! What's up? (Acknowledges the group and continues response to Fred)  I mean because this isn't funny to all of us in this group.  This is very serious to us and I'm feeling very uncomfortable from where you're coming from."

Group Leader (William Dick): "Stephen, maybe to him, his brother IS Santa Claus."


Fred Claus (2007) Directed by David Dobkin 


Saturday, December 16, 2017

"Here's Another Look At The Winning Numbers....."



Grandma (Loretta Devine): "You got all six numbers?!"

Kevin (Bow Wow): "Yes; we won!!"  (Both of them scream together in unison...)

Lottery Ticket (2010) Directed by Erik White

Friday, December 15, 2017

"Put On Psy-War Op. Make It Loud...."



Lieutenant Colonel  Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall): "Big Duke 6 to Eagle Thrust. Put on psy-war op. Make it loud.  This is a Romeo Foxtrot.  Shall we dance?" (queue "Ride of the Valkyries")

Apocalypse Now (1979) Written and Directed by Francis Ford Coppola 

Thursday, December 14, 2017

"No; I Haven't Got Any Change...."



Shaun (Simon Pegg); (staggering through his morning, oblivious to the un-dead) "No; I haven't got any change.  I didn't even have enough for the f*cking shop."

Shaun of the Dead ( 2004)  Directed by Edgar Wright 

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

"It's Christmas Time. Everybody Is Uptight...."



Billy/William (Eddie Murphy): "So, people that own the pork belly contracts are going bat shit!  Cause they're thinking, "hey, we're loosing all our damn money and Christmas is around the corner and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip. Okay. And my wife ain't gonna want to f-, my wife ain't gonna want to make love to me because I ain't got no money.' Right. So, they're sitting there and they're panicking, screaming, 'Sell. Sell.' Cause they don't want to lose all their money.  Right. They're out there panicking, right now. I can feel it. They're panicking.  Look at it."

Trading Places (1983) Directed by John Landis

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

"Successful. Powerful. Handsome. Happy...."



Evan Baxter (Steve Carrell): "I'm successful, powerful, handsome, happy.  Successful. Powerful. Handsome. Happy.  Alright, everyone.  Wish me luck.  The congressman has left the building."


Evan Almighty (2007) Directed by Tom Shadyac

Monday, December 11, 2017

"Daybreak News...."



Becky (Rachel McAdams): (laughing, speaks into prompter to queue newscaster) "That's so good! Do it again." 

Morning Glory (2010) Directed by Roger Michell 

Sunday, December 10, 2017

"See With Your Mind's Eye...."



Monte (Morgan Freeman): (teaching young Finnegan to use her imagination) "What don't you see?....... Keep looking. There's a mystery to making things up, kiddo, and life offers no guarantees."

The Magic of Belle Island (2012) Written and Directed by Rob Reiner 

Saturday, December 9, 2017

"I Need A Map...."



John Forbes Nash Jr. (Russell Crowe): "...These are latitudes and longitudes. There are at least ten others. They appear to be routing orders across the board into the US."

A Beautiful Mind (2001) Directed by Ron Howard

Friday, December 8, 2017

"Write....Start Punching Those Keys"



William Forrester (Sean Connery): "You write the first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think."

Finding Forrester (2000) Directed by Gus Van Sant 

Thursday, December 7, 2017

"Finding The Magical In The Mundane...."



Naomi (Greta Gerwig): (giving an informal tour in Grand Central Station, NY) "It's the only place in Manhattan that you can see the stars but it wasn't always that way." 

Arthur (2011) Directed by Jason Winer

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

"Before He Came Down Here, It Never Snowed...."



Kim (Winona Ryder): ".....and afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing.  Sometimes, you can still catch me dancing in it."

Edward Scissorhands (1990) Written and Directed by Tim Burton 

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

"Here's What I've Learned....."


 

Buddy/Bailey (Josh Gad): "So, in all of my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned:  

*Have fun, obviously. 
*Whenever possible, find someone to save and save them. 
*Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad face about what happened and scrunchy faced about what could.  Just be here, now.  
*Be here, now.  That's a dog's purpose."


A Dog's Purpose (2017) Directed by Lasse Hallström

Monday, December 4, 2017

"Pul-chri-tude....."



Akeelah (Keke Palmer): "It's derived from the Latin word, pulcher; meaning beautiful.  Isn't it?"

Akeelah and the Bee (2006) Directed by Doug Atchison 

Sunday, December 3, 2017

"JOY-GASM!!!"



The Riddler (Jim Carrey): "Somebody tell the Fat Lady, she's on in five!"   

Batman Forever (1995) Directed By Joel Schumacker

"I'm The Queen of England!!!"



Victoria (Helen Mirren):  (After pretending to be insane) "I mean, I think it was really, really good.  I felt that I was kind of channeling Betty Davis. Ya know?"  

Red 2 (2013) Directed by Dean Parisot

Saturday, December 2, 2017

"Insanity Runs In My Family....."



Mortimor (Cary Grant): "Elaine. Elaine, darling, I love you so much. I can't go through with our marriage. 

Elaine (Priscilla Lane): "Have you suddenly gone crazy?"

 Mortimor (Cary Grant): "No, No; I don't think so but it's only a matter of time. Now, look darling. You wouldn't want to have children with three heads would you?  You wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell?  No, that would be bad.....Look, I probably should have told you this before but you see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!...."  

Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) Directed by Frank Capra

Friday, December 1, 2017

"Sometimes, It's Easier Living The Lie...."



Frank W. Abagnale, Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio): "I don't understand."

Agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks): " Sure you do. Sometimes it's easier living the lie.  I'm gonna let you fly tonight, Frank.  I'm not even gonna try to stop ya because I know you'll be back on Monday."

Frank W. Abagnale, Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio):  "Yeah. How do you know, I'll come back?"

Agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks): "Look! (Carl motions behind Frank) Frank, no one is chasing you."

Catch Me If You Can (2002) Directed by Steven Spielberg