Jesus (Will Ferrell): "Well, to you, I am. See technically, you're in this REM sleep state and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uhh, sky, and your dad. Basically, your subconscious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon): "Yeah. Uhh, do you want a glass of water or something?"
Jesus (Will Ferrell): "No; I'm good. I'm God."
Superstar (1999) Directed by Bruce McCulloch