Monday, December 31, 2018

"I'll See Ya....."

Chris (River Phoenix): "Not, if I see you, first."

Stand by Me (1986) Directed by Rob Reiner

Saturday, December 29, 2018

"Does Anybody Have Any Pliers?...."

Mary (Cameron Diaz): "......needle nose or otherwise? Anything?!"

There's Something About Mary (1998) Directed by Bobby & Peter Farrelly 

Friday, December 28, 2018

"There's Something You Don't See Everyday..."

Frank Moses (Bruce Willis): "Thanks for your help!  Really....."

Red 2 (2013) Directed by Dean Parisot 

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

"You've Got Your Wish...."

Clarence (Henry Tavers): "......You've never been born."

Its A Wonderful Life (1946) Directed by Frank Capra

Monday, December 24, 2018

"Sometimes, The Truth Is Painful....."

The Ghost of Christmas Present (Carol Kane): "....but it's made your cheeks all rosy and your eyes as bright as stars."  

Frank Cross (Bill Murray): "If you touch me again, I'm gonna rip your G*d Damn wings off!! Okay?!"

The Ghost of Christmas Present (Carol Kane):  "You know I like the rough stuff.  Don't you, Frank?"

Scrooged (1988) Directed by Richard Donner 

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Saturday, December 22, 2018

"Field Elves: JIngle...."

1st Field Elf Battalion:  "That's a Ho-Ho-Ho H-Hour. Field Elves: Jingle. Jingle. Jingle. Drop time: 18.4 seconds per household!"

Arthur Christmas (2011) Directed by Barry Cook, Sarah Smith

Friday, December 21, 2018

"Tomorrow Is Going To Be Your First Day.....Welcome!"

Chris Gardner (Will Smith): "I thought I'd wear a shirt today, since it's my last day and all."

Martin Frohm (James Karen): "Well, thank you.  We appreciate that but umm wear one tomorrow.  Okay?  Tomorrow is going to be your first day, if you'd like to work here as a broker.  Would you like that, Chris?" 

Chris Gardner (Will Smith):  "Yes, Sir."

Martin Frohm (James Karen): "Good. We couldn't be happier. So, welcome!  Was it as easy as it looked?"

Chris Gardner (Will Smith):  "No, Sir.  No, Sir - it wasn't."

The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) Directed by Gabriele Muccino

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

"If You're Alright, Then Say Something...."

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman): "Something...."

Pulp Fiction (1994) Written and Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Monday, December 17, 2018

"A Man's Got To Know His Limitations....."

Inspector Harry Callahan aka Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood):  "A man's got to know his limitations."

Magnum Force (1973) Directed by Ted Post 

Sunday, December 16, 2018

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying...."

Andy (Tim Robbins): "Hope is a good thing, Red."

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) Written & Directed by Frank Darabont

Friday, December 14, 2018

"You'll Never Be Good, If You Don't Know That You Are!"

Frank (Bill Murray): "You've been wanting a shot at sales.  As of right now, you are on commission. Remember, foot in the door, establish trust, and drop the hammer."

Buddy (Lucas Black):  "I'd rather you go, too."

Frank (Bill Murray):  "Hmm, no doubt. But if you don't do this by yourself, you'll never know, if you are any good.  And you'll never be good, if you don't know that you are. "

Get Low (2009) Directed by Aaron Schneider 

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

".....Key To The Universe!"

Katherine (Virginia Madsen): "Who are you?"

Angel Gabriel (Christopher Walken): "That's a long story......"

The Prophecy (1995) Directed by Gregory Wilden 

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

"Our Universe Is Far Stranger....."

Dr. Unger (Embeth Davidtz):  "....far more alive than we have ever imagined."

Europa Report (2013) Directed by Sebastian Cordero 

Monday, December 10, 2018

"I Am Everywhere..."

Lucy (Scarlet Johansson): "Life was given to us a billion years ago.  Now, you know what to do with it.:

Lucy (2014) Directed by Luc Besson 

Sunday, December 9, 2018

"I Am...."

Moses (Charlton Heston): "Lord, Lord. Why do you not hear the cries of their children, in the bondage of Egypt?"

Voice of God:  "I have surely seen the affliction of my people, which are in Egypt, and I have heard their cry, by reason of their taskmasters. For I know, their sorrows.  Therefore, I will send thee, Moses, on to Pharaoh that thou mayst bring my people out of Egypt."

Moses (Charlton Heston):  "Whom, am I, Lord, that you should send me?  How can I lead this people out of bondage? What words can I speak that they will heed?"

Voice of God:  "I will teach thee what thou shall say.  They shall serve me upon this mountain.  I will put my law into their hearts and in their minds, I will write them. Now therefore, go and I will be with thee."

Moses (Charlton Heston):  "But if I say to your children, the God of their Fathers has sent me, they will ask what is His name? How shall I answer them?"

Voice of God: "I am, that I am. Thout shall say, 'I Am' hath sent me on to you."

The Ten Commandments (1956) Directed by Cecil B. DeMille

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Featured Music Video: Thirty Seconds To Mars - "The Kill (Bury Me)"

Thirty Seconds To Mars - "The Kill (Bury Me)" 

Directed by Bartholomew Cubbins

"....It Does Not Say RSVP On The Statue of Liberty."

Cher (Alicia Silverstone): "When, I had this Garden Party for my father's 50th birthday. Right?  I said RSVP because it was a sit down dinner.  But people came that like did not RSVP.  So, I was like totally buggin! I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings but by the end of the day, it was like the more the merrier.  In so, if the government could just get to the kitchen and rearrange some things, we can certainly welcome the Haitians.  And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you."

Mr. Hall (Wallace Shawn): "Amber, your reply?"

Amber (Elisa Donovan): "Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?  The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.....Whatever! if she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine."

Clueless (1995) Directed by Amy Heckerling 

Friday, December 7, 2018

Thursday, December 6, 2018

"Make A Buck, Make A Buck....."

Kris Kringle (Edmund Gwenn): "That's what I've been fighting against for years - the way they commercialize Christmas."

Janitor (uncredited actor): "Yeah; there's a lot of bad '-isms' floating around in this world but the worst is commercialism. 'Make a buck, make a buck.'Even in Brooklyn it's the same....."

Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Directed by William Perlberg

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

"It Might Be Jolly To Include A Secular Song....."

Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman): "Yes. 'It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas' something like that."

Sister Beauvier (Meryl Streep): "What would be the point of a uh- secular song?"

Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman):  "It's fun." 

Sister James (Amy Adams): "'Frosty The Snowman?" 

Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman):  "That's a good one.  We can have one of the boys sing it...."

Sister Beauvier (Meryl Streep):  "'Frosty, The Snowman' espouses a Pagan belief in magic.  The snowman comes to life when a uh- enchanted hat is put on his head.  If the music were more softer, people would realize the images are disturbing and the song is heretical." 

Sister James (Amy Adams):  "I never thought about 'Frosty the Snowman' like that."

Sister Beauvier (Meryl Streep): "It should be banned from the airwaves!"  

Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman): "So - Not 'Frosty The Snowman.'" 

Doubt (2008) Directed by John Patrick Shanley

Monday, December 3, 2018

"Slated Mary, Wise Men....."

Director Michael Riley (as himself): "Okay, wise men, you've come a long way for this.  And action!"

And God Spoke (1993): Directed by Arthur Borman 

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Featured Music Video: 3 Libras

A Perfect Circle: 3 Libras ~ Mer de Noms (2000)  

"A Few Starry Eyed Dreamers, Like Peter Bailey..."

Potter: "Mr. Chairman, I'd like to get to my real purpose....I claim this institution is not necessary to this town. Therefore, Mr. Chairman I make a motion to dissolve this institution and turn its assets & liabilities over to its receiver.....Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. Oh, I don't mean no disrespect to him, God rest his soul. He was a man of high ideals,so called but ideals without common sense can ruin this town.  Now, take this loan here, Ernie Bishop.  Ya know, a man that sits around all day on his brains, in his taxi. I happen to know the bank turned down this loan but he comes here and we're building him a house worth $5000k dollars.  Why? "

George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart): "Well, I handled that, Mr. Potter. You have all of the papers there: his salary, insurance, and I can personally vouch for his character."  

Potter: "A friend of yours?"

George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart): "Yes, Sir."

Potter: "Ahh! You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money.  What does that get us?  A discontented lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class.  All because a few starry eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now I say - "

George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart): "Just a minute. Just a minute, now hold on, Mr. Potter.  Just a minute, now you're right, when you say my father was no business man. I know that.  Why he ever start this cheap penny anty Building & Loan, I'll never know but neither you or anyone else can say something against his character because his whole life was - Why in the 25 years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself.  Isn't that right, Uncle Billy?  He barely saved enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me but he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter.  And what's wrong with that? You're all business men, here.  Doesn't that make them better citizens? Doesn't that make them better customers?  You said, what did you say just a minute ago? "They had to wait and save their money before they can even have a thought of a decent home." Wait?!~ Wait for what?  Until their children grow up and leave them?  Until they are so old and broken down that - do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5000 dollars?  Just remember this, Mr. Potter.  This rabble that you talk about does most of the working and paying and living and dieing in this community.  Well is it too much to work and live and die in a few decent rooms and a bath?  Anyway, my father didn't think so.  People were human beings to him but to you, a warped frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book, he died a much richer man than you'll ever be."

Potter: "I'm not interested in your book.  I'm talking about the Building & Loan."

George  Bailey (Jimmy Stewart): "I know very well what you're talking about, you're talking about something that you can't get your fingers on and it's gawing at you! I know.  Well, I've said too much.  You're the board here. You do what you want with this thing. There's just one thing more though. This town needs this measly one horse institution, if only to have someplace where people can come without having to come crawling to Potter!"  

It's a Wonderful Life (1947) Directed by Frank Capra     

Wednesday, November 28, 2018


Sara (Kate Beckinsale): "Jonathan!....."

Serendipity (2001) Directed by Peter Chelsom 

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

"She Just Wants The Sale....."

Maura (Amy Poehler): "She's not telling us the truth.....God, we need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42."

Sisters (2015) Directed by Jason Moore

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sunday, November 25, 2018

"What Color Paints Can I Get You?...."

Ricky (Vince Vaughn):  "I don't know. Surprise me.  I don't know what I'm feeling today.....Ya know? There's a nice way to do that."

Made (2001): Written & Directed by Jon Favreau

Saturday, November 24, 2018

"Have A Nice Day!...."

Detective Murtaugh (Danny Glover): "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"

Detective Riggs (Mel Gibson): "I would, if I slept."

Lethal Weapon (1987) Directed by Richard Donnor

Thursday, November 22, 2018

"Three Things We Pray......"

Greg Focker (Ben Stiller): "Oh Dear Lord, three things we pray:  To love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day by day, by day.  Amen."

Meet the Parents (2000) Directed by Jay Roach 

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

"How Does He Know Which Way We Are Going??"

Del Griffith (John Candy): "Thank you!!!"

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987) Written & Directed by John Hughes 

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

"Someone Who Is Incapable of Guile...."

Jack aka TV Darren (Will Ferrell): "I think it means tricks."

Bewitched (2005) Directed by Nora Ephron 

Monday, November 19, 2018

"I Wasn't Expecting That From A Buddhist....."

Dave (Adam Sandler): "I'm a little pissed off!"

Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson): "You okay?"

Dave (Adam Sandler): "Yeah, I'm fine.  Arrghhh!!!!! (charging)

Anger Management (2003) Directed by Peter Segal 

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Saturday, November 17, 2018

"We'll See....."

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman): "Listen, not for nothing but do you know the story of the Zen master and the little boy?"

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "Is this something about the Greek witch of Aquilippa? 

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "Yeah, as a matter of a fact, it is.  There is a little boy on his 14th birthday, he gets a horse.  Everyone in the village exclaim, 'how wonderful.' His zen master says, "we'll see.  Two years later, the boy falls off his horse and breaks his leg. Everyone in the village says, 'How terrible." The zen master says, "we'll see.' Then a war breaks out and all of the young men have to go off and fight. Except the boy because his leg is all messed up and everyone in the village says, 'how wonderful.'"

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "Now the zen master says, 'we'll see.'"

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "So, you get it?' 

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "No, no because I'm stupid." (laughing)

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "You're not stupid. You're just in congress......"

Charlie Wilson's War (2007) Directed by Mike Nichols 

Thursday, November 15, 2018

"Take This Flower?"

Airplane! (1980) Directors: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

"Advice From Stan Lee....."

Stan Lee (as himself): "I went on with my life.  I created some special new superheros. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets."

Brody (Jason Lee): "How so?"

Stan Lee (as himself):  "Dr. Doom wears body armor to conceal his own mangled form, right?"

Brody (Jason Lee): "Yeah."

Stan Lee (as himself): "Okay; that was me beneath the armor.  The Hulk - a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next just like me when I thought about what I had given up."

Brody (Jason Lee): "So you created each character to deal with your one big regret."

Stan Lee (as himself):  "Yeah; the girl that got away.  Look, do yourself a favor, Brody - Don't wait because all of the money, all the women, even all of the comic books in the world, they can't substitute for that one person."

Mallrats (1995) Written & Directed by Kevin Smith

**Rest in peace, Stan Lee 

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

"Do You Want To See The Face I Make......."

Chani (Kristen Wiig): ".......when I see a snake made out of candy?"  

Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (2013) Directed by Adam McKay

Monday, November 12, 2018

"Okay; That Was A New Phone...."

Elise (Emily Blunt): "It's a sturdy little f*cker, isn't it? I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. It just happened."

David (Matt Damon): "Okay.  Okay; that was a new phone."

Elise (Emily Blunt): "I'm Elise, by the way."

David (Matt Damon): "I'll remember that...(laughing)"

The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Directed by George Nolfi 

Sunday, November 11, 2018

"You're The Shit!!..."

Dean (Jeremy Pivens): "Do you remember the philosopher, Epictetus? Do you remember what he said?  He said, 'If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.'  That is what you've done!"

Jonathan (John Cusack): "I work hard at it."

Dean (Jeremy Pivens): "Now, I want to be a jackass! Ya know? You're the shit!!"

Jonathan (John Cusack): "That would be me - 'The shit.'"

Serendipity (2001) Directed by Peter Chelsom 

Saturday, November 10, 2018

"The Crapper's Got My Foot....."

Flight Attendant:  "Return to your seats, please.... (knock, knock, knock) Return to your seats, now, please!"

Sarah (Brittany Murphy): "Beat it, Stew-!!"

Just Married (2003) Directed by Shawn Levy

Friday, November 9, 2018

"Everyone Get Back To Their Seats...."

Annie (Kristen Wiig): "I'm leaving. (pushes divider curtain open)  This should be open because it's civil rights!  This is the 90s!"

Male Flight Attendant : "It's not.  You're in the wrong decade."  

Bridesmaids (2011)  Directed by Paul Feig

Thursday, November 8, 2018

"Alright; Let's Bring In The Blue Screen And Try One...."

 Wayne (Mike Myers): "Okay! Welcome to Wayne's World....We have a new feature on Wayne's World this week, which allows us to travel through time and space.  It's called Chromakey and it's really handy if you want to go to.......New York.....Hawaii.....or imagine being able to magically be whisked away to Delaware. (dramatic silence) Hi. I'm in Delaware."

Wayne's World (1992) Directed by Penelope Spheeris

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

"Accessorize with VaPooRize...."

Tim (Ben Stiller): "I got another one for ya. The travel industry.  We get into the travel industry.  I'm talking about little travel-size VaPooRize."

Nick (Jack Black):  "You mean like the cute little shampoo bottles?"

Tim (Ben Stiller): "Exactly."

Nick (Jack Black): "My God! That's so simple and awesome!"  

Tim (Ben Stiller): "You're on a trip. You want to walk through Venice and step in dog doo and you want to spray it, right?  So what do you do?  You take out your little travel size VaPooRize.  A holster, a little velcro holster that you put on your belt....

Nick (Jack Black):  "I love a holster!!"

Tim (Ben Stiller):  "You accessorize with VaPooRize."

Envy (2004) Directed by Barry Levinson