Stuart Mackenzie (Mike Myers): "Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim. There's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentaverate; who run everything in the world, including the newspaper, and meet tri-annually, at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as the Meadows."
Tony Giardino (Anthony LaPaglia): "So, who's in this Pentaverate?"
Stuart Mackenzie (Mike Myers): "The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee-beady eyes and that smug look on his face! 'Oh, you're going to buy my chicken. Ohhhh!'"
Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers): "Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?"
Stuart Mackenzie (Mike Myers): "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that make you crave it fortnightly, smart-arse!!!"
Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers): "Interesting. (nodding his head) Cuckoo!!!"
So, I Married An Axe Murderer (1993) Directed by Thomas Schlamme