Max (David Krumholtz) "Congratulations, Sheila! You are the new bank manager. Yeah, you deserve it. You've worked hard. You are such an amazing woman. Hey, maybe we can grab a cup of coffee or something, come on over to the condo and make fondue, like old times."
Sheila (Alicia Silverstone): "Oh, I would really love to, I really would. But I'm a glorious bird and I've got to fly. (laughs) I quit...."
Restaurant training video: "While working here, you'll probably find some of your fellow employees attractive. That's okay! There's nothing wrong with that but it's important not to act on those urges. For Shenanigans' to run like an efficient, well-oiled machine, it's a must that everyone act as a team. When employees date each other, unfortunately it complicates things. So for that reason, we strongly discourage such relationships from forming."
Kat (Annabelle Gish): "I still say we should get him to come here. A good review would bring in tons of people off season."
Leona (Conchata Ferrell): "I wouldn't let that moron in the door."
Kat (Annabelle Gish): "Why not?"
JoJo (Lili Taylor): "I bet if we had designer pizza....C'mon, Leona. A little dry white wine, some smoked clams, some sun-dried tomatoes."
Daisy (Julia Roberts): "I think we should do it, Leona."
Leona (Conchata Ferrell): "Listen, young Ladies! We have the real thing right here. The Mystic Pizza. Spices from the Alagarve back in Portugal. My grandfather taught my father how to make it and my father taught me. One of these days, when I retire, I just I might teach one of you. It's tradition and (they all say in unison) You don't monkey with tradition."
Bobby (Jack Nicholson): "What d'ya mean? You don't have any tomatoes?"
Waitress (Lorna Thayer): "Only what's on the menu. You can have the #2 - a plain omelet, cottage fries, and rolls."
Bobby (Jack Nicholson): "I know what it comes with but that's not what I want."
Waitress (Lorna Thayer): "I'll come back when you make up your mind."
Bobby (Jack Nicholson): "Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast."
Waitress (Lorna Thayer): "I'm sorry but we don't have any side orders of toast....."
Airline Customer (Ben Stein): "No. Consumer Reports said if you make your travel arrangements, two weeks in advance, at the airport ~"
Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage): "Do you see this line?! We are all flying today!"
JFK Airline Agent (Joanna Lipari): "Please, Sir. If you don't get back in line ~"
Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage): (snaps) "Then, what?!?! I'll be arrested!! Put in airport jail?!?! (turns his tirade to airline customer) Just get your ticket and move on! Okay?! Get your G' damn ticket and move on!!!!!"
Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) Directed by Andrew Bergman
William "D-Fens" Foster (Michael Douglas): "See, this is what I'm talking about. Turn around. Look at that. See, what I mean? It's plump. It's juicy. It's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody? Anybody at all?"
Louis Cyphre (Robert DeNiro): "Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?"
Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke): "Louis Cyphre. Lucifer?"
Louis Cyphre (Robert DeNiro): "Mephistopheles is such a mouthful, in Manhattan, Johnny."
Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke): "You think posing as the devil.....you think it's going to scare me? It ain't. I know who I am. You killed them and you're trying to pin it on me."
Louis Cyphre (Robert DeNiro): "If I had cloven hooves and a pointed tail, would you be more convinced?"
Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke): "I didn't kill them people.....I know who I am."
Louis Cyphre (Robert DeNiro): "I'm afraid you did, Johnny......all killed by your own hand, guided by me, naturally............that's it, Johnny. Take a good look. However, cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your reflection will always look you straight in the eye."
John Milton (Al Pacino): "Don't get too cocky, my boy, no matter how good you are. Don't ever let 'em see ya coming. That's the gaff, my friend. You gotta keep yourself small; innocuous. Be the little guy. You know; the nerd, the leper, the shit kicking surfer? Look at me.- Underestimated from day one. You'd never think that I'm a mass of the universe, now would ya? That's your only weakness, as far as I can see."
Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves): "What's that?'
John Milton (Al Pacino): "It's the look -that Florida stud thing. What is that?....."
Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves): "Never worked a jury that didn't have a woman."
John Milton (Al Pacino): "Yeah but you know what you're missing? You're missing what I have.......I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming. That's what you're missing."
The Devil's Advocate (1997) Directed by Taylor Hackford
Marcus Skinner (Kevin Kline): "Every good writer has a conflicted relationship with the place they grew up....And that's what I remember loving about your story. It's very conflicted because at the beginning, you think, these people are doomed. This family is headed for disaster. Then, as you read on, you see there exists, beneath the surface, these very real connections, these deep relationships. What I took from your story was this: that even in a world where people can be superficial and stupid and selfish, there's still hope. Was that the message you were trying for?"
Nathaniel Ayers, Jr. (Jamie Foxx): "Nobody can ever stop Mr. Lopez from what he needs to do. Are you flying that plane?"
Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr): "Uh, no. No; I'm right here."
Nathaniel Ayers, Jr. (Jamie Foxx): "I don't know how that works."
Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr): "I called Julliard and they said that you went there but you didn't finish."
Nathaniel Ayers, Jr.(Jamie Foxx): "I bombed write out of there. I bombed out of Juliard."
Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr): "Yeah; what happened?"
Nathaniel Ayers, Jr. (Jamie Foxx): "It didn't happen. I don't know what happened...."
Steve Lopez (Robert Downey Jr): "Is there anyone I can contact? Family?"
Nathaniel Ayers, Jr. (Jamie Foxx): "Family? Uhh, Ms. Flore Ayers is my mom. She's a beautician. Beauty is art. Music is beauty. She don't do my hair. I do my own hair.....It's a dream out here, Mr. Lopez. Sun is shining, the nights are cool and serene and I notice that everyone is smiling. "