Tuesday, February 20, 2018

"Customer Satisfaction - How May I Help You?"

Tank Turner (Dane Cook): "Here at Air Meister, we have two rules.  Rule #1 - No Refunds.  The beauty of an air purifier is that nobody can prove that it doesn't work."

(Buzzes receptionist) Amanda, you saucy tart, I want someone really pissed off. I'm talking Def-con II level of anger.  Who do you got for me, baby?"

Amanda (uncredited actor): "I have just the one for you, Tank.  She's furious and she's asked for you by name."

Tank Turner (Dane Cook): "Put her though. (answers phone) Tank Turner, Customer Satisfaction. How may I help you?" 

My Best Friend's Girl (2008) Directed by Howard Deutch

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