Sunday, February 18, 2018

"You're Not Even Flying Today?!"



Airline Customer (Ben Stein): "No. Consumer Reports said if you make your travel arrangements, two weeks in advance, at the airport ~"

Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage): "Do you see this line?! We are all flying today!"

JFK Airline Agent (Joanna Lipari): "Please, Sir. If you don't get back in line ~"

Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage): (snaps) "Then, what?!?! I'll be arrested!! Put in airport jail?!?! (turns his tirade to airline customer) Just get your ticket and move on!  Okay?!  Get your G' damn ticket and move on!!!!!"

Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) Directed by Andrew Bergman 

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