Monday, April 30, 2018

"Your Life Menu.....Click It"

Michael Newman (Adam Sandler): "What is this?  'The Making Of...'  

Morty (Christopher Walken): "Just click it."

Michael Newman (Adam Sandler):  "Hey...psychedelic! Where are we?  Hey, is this a porno or something? Is that my parents?!'

Morty (Christopher Walken): "They're making you.  They're like bunny rabbits."

(hears mom under covers - "That's the spot. Spank my heiny.")

Michael Newman (Adam Sandler): "Change the channel!! (fumbling to change the remote) How do you do this?!"

Click (2006) Directed by Frank Coraci

Sunday, April 29, 2018

"The Pelican Package...."

Shane (Faizon Love): "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa...Back up.  What was that last thing?"

Lucy (Kristin Davis): "Snorkeling?"

Shane (Faizon Love) : "No; no. Before snorkeling, after jet-skiing. You said couples skill building! That sounds like therapy to me."

Joey (Jon Favreau): "Ohh, see. That is going to be a problem."

Lucy (Kristin Davis):"We don't believe in therapy. No."

Dave (Vince Vaughn): "Uh-huh..."

Shane (Faizon Love): "Hell to the No."

Cynthia (Kristin Bell): "Fine, then you don't have to do it.  That's the great thing about the Pelican Package....."

Couples Retreat (2009) Directed by Peter Billingsley

Saturday, April 28, 2018

"Failed Love Ballad......"

Robbie (Adam Sandler): "I can't believe I found a love that was so pure and true.  (starts playing a harder guitar riff) But it all was bullshit!!! It was a God Damn joke!  And when I think of you Linda, I hope you fucking choke!!!!......somebody kill me please!!!.."

The Wedding Singer (1998) Directed by Frank Coraci

Friday, April 27, 2018

"If This Is Really How You Feel, It Isn't Healthy...."

Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine):"Shelby, I managed in a few decades, to marry the two most worthless men in the universe and then preceded to give birth to the three most ungrateful children ever conceived. The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God!!! Now, I'm not about to open up a new can of worms!"

M'Lynn (Sally Field): "Ousier."

Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine): "What?!"

M'Lynn (Sally Field): "If this is really how you feel, it isn't healthy.  Maybe you should think about coming down to the guidance center and talking to somebody that can help."

Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine): "I'm not crazy, M'Lynn!  I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!"

Steel Magnolias (1989) Directed by Herbert Ross 

Thursday, April 26, 2018

"That Must of Been Really Hard For You To Say....."

Kit (Zooey Deschanel): "Okay; look.  I know I'm a girl and I'm supposed to be better at this emotional crap but I'm not.  So, I'm just going to say it. I'm sorry that I pointed out to you that you fell in love with a client and that made you go crazy and turn into a total bitch."

Paula (Sarah Jessica Parker): "Wow. That must of been really hard for you to say."

Kit (Zooey Deschanel): "I thought it was going to be but I sort of breezed right through it."

Paula (Sarah Jessica Parker): "Well, thanks.  And umm, I'm sorry that I pointed out that you have haven't had a real relationship for the last five years because I'm the only person that can tolerate your bizarre and violent mood swings."

Kit (Zooey Deschanel): "Awe; thank you."

Failure To Launch (2006) Directed by Tom Dey

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Confessions, Apologies, and Acceptance.......

Mrs. Norbury (Tina Fey): "Oh my God!  Okay; walk it off!  Walk it off!"

Mean Girls (2004) Directed by Mark Waters 

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

"No!....What Do They Teach In This Place?!"

Dewey (Jack Black): "You guys!!! This project is called 'Rock Band.' I'm talking about bands that rock!  Led Zeppelin. (class is silent) Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the 'Led' out. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant.  Ring any bells?  What about Sabbath?  AD/DC? Motorhead?  "OH!! What do they teach in this place?!...."  

School of Rock (2003) Directed by Richard Linklater 

*Scene Extra -School of Rock - 10 Year Reunion 

Monday, April 23, 2018

"The Essence of Chaos....."


Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): "You see? The tyrannosaurus doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules. The essence, uhh, of Chaos. 

Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern): "I'm still not clear on Chaos."

 Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): "It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems. The shorthand is the butterfly effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park, you get rain instead of sunshine."

Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern): "Whew! (waves hand over her head) Wow!"

 Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): (laughs) "Did I go too fast? (pulls on her hair) I go too fast. I did a fly by. Give me that glass of water. We're going to conduct an experiment...." 

 Jurassic Park (1993) Written by Michael Crichton, Directed by Steven Spielberg

Sunday, April 22, 2018

"If Your Mom Asks You What You Did This Weekend....."

Trevor (Brendon Fraiser): " tell her, "Uncle Trevor took you to Italy."

                            Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) Directed by Eric Brevig

Saturday, April 21, 2018

"Can We Cut It Out With All The 'Earth To's?......"

Hansel (Owen Wilson): "We're not actually saying that this is the earth calling to you, Matilda."

Matilda (Christine Taylor): "No; I got that.  I understand that you don't literally mean (interrupted by Derek)

Derek (Ben Stiller): "Uh, no! I don't think you do. Listen. It's not like we think we're actually in a control tower trying to reach outer space aliens or something. Okay?"

Hansel (Owen Wilson): (laughing and pretending to call) "Hello. Hello." 

Zoolander (2001) Written and Directed by Ben Stiller

Friday, April 20, 2018

"Look Over Your Left Shoulder.........."


Bandit (Burt Reynolds): "Wait a minute. Scratch that. Hold it.  I can't lie to you, Sheriff.  You're too good a man.  Look over your left shoulder........We're on our way to Boston, to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye."

Smokey and the Bandit (1977) Directed by Hal Needham

Thursday, April 19, 2018


Narrator (Geoffrey Rush): "And that is how the Minions found their new boss. He was cunning. He was evil. He was perfect. He was Despicable."

Minions (2015) Directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

"I'm Going To Show Them A World Without You......"

Neo (Keanu Reeves): "I know you're out there. I can feel you, now.  I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end.  I came here to tell you how it is going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then, I'm going to show these people, what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world with you.  A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."

The Matrix (1999) Written and Directed by Andy & Lana Wachowski 

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

"I Like To Begin My Day With A Little Primal Gesticulating...."

Seth (Justin Theroux): "C'mon. Gesticulate with me."

George (Paul Rudd): "I'll give it a shot."

Seth (Justin Theroux):  "So, what you do is basically Shout Out whatever you don't like! Shout it out! Why is there war?!"

George (Paul Rudd): "And mushrooms! It's a textural thing for me." 

Wanderlust (2012) Written and Directed by David Wain 

Monday, April 16, 2018

"I'm Liberating You!...."

Reuben (Ben Stiller): "What are you doing?  That's goosedown!"

Polly (Jennifer Anniston): "I'm liberating you! Try it! (hands knife over)

Reuben (Ben Stiller): "No. I'm not going to......"

Polly (Jennifer Anniston): "Just one stab. See how you feel. C'mon! "

Reuben (Ben Stiller): "This is ridiculous! It's not like driving a knife into a pillow is all of sudden gonna make me feel (he stabs pillow and looks up) Wow! That feels really good!"

Along Came Polly (2004) Written and Directed by John Hamburg

Sunday, April 15, 2018

"Those Aren't Pillows!!!"

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987) Written and Directed by John Hughes  

Saturday, April 14, 2018

"Do You Think I Can Have A Sip of That?....."

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman): "Be my guest." (slides the milkshake over)

Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "I gotta know what a $5 dollar shake tastes like."

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman):  "You can use my straw. I don't have cooties."

Vincent Vega (John Travolta):  "Yeah but maybe I do."

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman):  "Cooties, I can handle."

Vincent Vega (John Travolta):  "Alright. (takes sip of shake) God damn, that's a pretty fucking good milkshake! 

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman):  "Told ya." 

Vincent Vega (John Travolta):  "I don't know if it was worth $5 dollars but that was pretty fucking good!" 

Pulp Fiction (1994) Written and Directed by Quentin Tarrentino

Friday, April 13, 2018

Thursday, April 12, 2018

"Put It Into Maximum Overdrive!!!"

Dale (Seth Rogan): "I'm scared, Saul! I'm scared!"

Saul (James Franco): "Don't worry, man! I'm handling this!"  

Pineapple Express (2003) Directed by David Gordon Green

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

"Hey....What Happened To My Trailer?"

Alex (Lucy Liu): "Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you."

Jason (Matt LeBlanc):"Were you in there, when that happened? I mean, look at it."

Alex (Lucy Liu):"The thing is, it's just...I'm not a bikini waxer."

Charlie's Angels (2000) Directed by McG - Joseph McGinty Nichol

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

"That Just Happened....."

Jean Girard (Sasha Barron Cohen): "Soon you will know what is like to be defeated by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you. As William Blake wrote, 'The cut worm forgives the plow.'" 

Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell): "Let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders who said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

Jean Girard (Sasha Barron Cohen): "What does that have to do with this?"

Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly): "I got a message for all of 'em. 'Shake N Bake!'"

Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell): "What does that do? Does that blow your mind?  That just happened!" 

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) Directed by Adam McKay

Monday, April 9, 2018

"Under My Watch, I Will Not Allow You To Fail......"

Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (Dwayne Johnson): "Bravery is when you do something dangerous and you're not even scared. Courage is when you are smart enough to know and you should be scared but you do it anyway. You will not fail. I will not allow you to fail. Under my watch, I will not allow you to fail. As God as my witness, we will not fail. (Pulls pin from grenade) Are you with me? It's okay. I know what I'm doing. I know the thing is out of the thing."

Reno 911!: Miami (2007) Directed by Robert Ben Garant

Sunday, April 8, 2018

"Courage of the Heart Is Very Rare........."

Nicodemus (Derek Jacobi):"I have a gift. Come......When worn by one with a courageous heart, the stone glows red. It becomes a blinding radiance. Courage of the heart is very rare. The stone has a power, when it is there. 

Mrs. Brisby (Elizabeth Hartman): "Look; an inscription - 'You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.'"

The Secret of NIMH (1982): Written and Directed by Don Bluth

Saturday, April 7, 2018

"Oh My GOD!!!!"

Chad (Brad Pitt): "Oh my GOD! Oh my God!"

Linda (Frances McDormand): "Do you know what time it is?"

Chad (Brad Pitt): "Uh-huh. So, like "I couldn't call you. It's totally an unsecured phone but I know who the guy is..."

Linda (Frances McDormand): "The guy?"

Chad (Brad Pitt): "The guy!!! The secret guy!"

Burn After Reading (2008) Written and Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

Friday, April 6, 2018

"What's Your New Number?"

The Four Horsemen (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco): "None of you were chosen at random. You all have one thing in common.......all of you were insured by the same company, Tressler Insurance. 

Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine):"This is all for show? Correct?"  

Now You See Me (2013) Directed by Louis Letteier

Thursday, April 5, 2018

"But Sometimes, It's The Real Deal....."


Chris/Frank Cadillac (Nicolas Cage): "Mentalist, Magicians, Illusionists - you'd be shocked to know that sometimes, not often, but sometimes, it's the real deal, masquerading as an act. Hiding behind a few $50 tricks, hiding in plain sight because if the magician doesn't do that, the alternative is impossible for others to live with......Here's the thing about the future, every time you look at it, it changes because you looked at it and that changes everything else."

                                             Next (2007) Directed by Lee Tamhori

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

"This Is My Story...."

Tupac Shakur: "I'm very appreciative to God for everything that I've gotten to do....Through out my life, I just wanted to be an angel for God, do something where I can be some help.....All I have to do is tell a story and reach you, get some kind of feeling from you.  Then try to get some kind of moral across.  So, this is my story. My story is about ambition, violence, redemption, and love."

Tupac: Resurrection (2003) Directed by Lauren Lazin

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

"Subtle. Zesty. Disgusting...."

Roux (Johnny Depp):"How do you know that you don't like chocolate, if you refuse to try it?"

Anouck (Victoire Thivsol): "Do you like worms?"

Roux (Johnny Depp):"What?"

Anouck (Victoire Thivsol): "How do you know, if you never tasted one?"

Chocolat (2000) Directed by Lasse Hallstrom 

Monday, April 2, 2018

"Settle Out of Court?...."

Montgomery Brewster (Richard Pryor): "Faking?! I can't have this on my conscious! This man could be paralyzed for life. (turning to the man that rear-ended him) Dear Sir, do you think that you could settle this out of court for a couple hundred thousand dollars?'

Man In Car (Conrad Janis): "Two ex-wives...."

Montgomery Brewster (Richard Pryor):"Two ex-wives?! Three hundred thousand. (writes check) Go to the doctors right away, give him this for a prescription, and you'll be all right. Have a good day! Get a cold compress for that thing on your head and large bottle of aspirin." 

Brewster's Millions (1985) Directed by Walter Hill 

Sunday, April 1, 2018

"My Brain Is Like Oatmeal!....I'm Losing It!!!"

Jack Butler (Michael Keaton): "My brain is like oatmeal~! I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines. Megan and I are watching the same TV shows and I'm liking them! I'm losing it!!"

Mr. Mom (1983) Written by John Hughes