Saturday, June 30, 2018

"I'm Richer....."



Goddard (Mel Brooks): "There's an enormous difference between us.  Even though in your twisted mind you think you're rich, you're really not.  On the other hand, because of my serious understanding of the world of finance, I've amassed 6.4 million dollars."

J. Paul Getty (Ray de Luca): "And I've amassed 6.5.."

Goddard (Mel Brooks) : (slaps J Paul Getty) "You didn't..."

J. Paul Getty (Ray de Luca): "(slaps back) I did....." 

Life Stinks (1991) Written and Directed by Mel Brooks

Friday, June 29, 2018

"Nice shot......"



Jack (Thomas Hayden Church): "This is going to be fun! This is going to be fun!!!"

Sideways (2004) Written and Directed by Alexander Payne

Thursday, June 28, 2018

"We Reserve Priority Assistance For Our Hilton Honors Members...."



Ryan (George Clooney): "The promotions are great! You should check it out...."

Up in the Air (2009) Directed by Jason Reitman 

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - Go!.."



Charlie Croker (Michael Caine): "You were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!!!!"

The Italian Job (1969) Directed by Peter Colinson 

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

"We're Going To Be Doing One Thing And One Thing Only......."



Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt): "......killing Nazi's!"


Inglorious Basterds (2009) Written & Directed by Quentin Tarantino 

Monday, June 25, 2018

"Why Am I Mr. Pink?..."



Joe (Lawrence Tiney): "Listen up, Mr. Pink.  There are two ways you can go on this job - my way or the highway.  So, what's it going to be Mr. Pink?"

Reservoir Dogs (1992) Written & Directed by Quentin Tarrantino 

Sunday, June 24, 2018

"Enjoy The Beach....."



Big Momma (Martin Lawrence): "....Get sand all between your toes, everything. I don't care.  Ooohhh!!! Let me cop a squat here.  Ooohhh!  I feel sexy!"

Big Momma's House (2006) Directed by John Whitesell

Saturday, June 23, 2018

"It's Not The Jump You're Afraid Of......."



Carter Chambers (Morgan Freeman):"I'm worried the chute wont open! Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson); "The man's got some lungs! ha lets hit the seal! Geronimo!!!!"

The Bucket List (2007) Directed by Rob Reiner

Friday, June 22, 2018

"Hey, You Caught That!? Hello?....."



May (Madonna): "Okay; some of them are going home."

Doris (Rosie O'Donnell): "Hey, how did you do that?  Hello?..."

A League of Their Own (1992) Directed by Penny Marshall 

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

"Tonight, We Party Like Vikings......"



Jane (Tina Fey): "The young you still lives inside of you."

Maura (Amy Poehler): "Just like shingles, ya'll!......"

Jane (Tina Fey): ".......So, drink up and run with scissors, tonight - cause Momma's got you."

Sisters (2015) Directed by Jason Moore 

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

"How Did I Come To This?...."



Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman): ".....I was an actor, once. Dammit!  Now, look at me.  Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time!  I can't! I won't!"  

Galaxy Quest (1999)  Directed by Dean Parisot 

Monday, June 18, 2018

"I Don't Know What Happened......"



Hairdresser (Daniel Raymont): "Umm, I've got to let it sit for a day or two....maybe, strip it down to white."

Liv (Kate Hudson): "My hair is blue!  IT'S BLUE!!!! I have blue hair!  I'm getting married in a week!"

Hairdresser (Daniel Raymont): "Congratulations..."

Bride Wars (2009) Directed by Gary Winick

Sunday, June 17, 2018

"Whose To Say Who's The Sh*tty Father?"



Frank (Jason Robards): "......Ya know, it's not like it all ends, when you are 18, or 21, or 41, or 61 - it never, never ends! It's like your Aunt Edna's ass - it goes on forever and is just as frightening!"

Gil (Steve Martin): "(gives chuckle) It's true."

Frank (Jason Robards): "There is no end-zone. You never cross the goal line. You never spike the ball and do a touchdown dance.  I'm 64 and Larry is 27 and he's still my son, like Kevin is your son.  Do you think I want him to get hurt? He's my son........."

Gil (Steve Martin): "Whose to say who is the shitty father?  Kevin is in therapy. We got called to the school last year because Taylor kept kissing all the boys. Justin keeps ramming things with his head.  My career is in the shithouse!"

Frank (Jason Robards):  "You worry too much! You always did....."

Parenthood (1989) Directed by Ron Howard

Saturday, June 16, 2018

"You Asked For It....."




Danny (Adam Sandler): "Uh huh. You asked for this. (gives light shove)"

Just Go With It (2011) Directed by Dennis Dugan 

Friday, June 15, 2018

"Subpatellar Scar, Left Knee. Check It Out..."



Dylan (Drew Barrymore): "Yummy...."

Alex (Lucy Liu): "That's what I thought. Case closed! Nat, move in.  Dylan thinks he's hot!"

Dylan (Drew Barrymore): "What do you mean?'

Alex (Lucy Liu): "You always fall for the bad guy."

Dylan (Drew Barrymore): "Well, then this guy must be really evil....."

Charlie's Angel: Full Throttle (2003) Directed by McG

Thursday, June 14, 2018

"Are You Flirting With Me?"



Alice aka Jane (Natalie Portman): "Maybe...."

Closer (2004) Directed by Mike Nichols

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

"Our Motto Is Big Hair, Short Skirts, And Service With A Smile...."



        Cher (Kelly Preston): "Welcome to Sierra Airlines.....You nervous?"


View From The Top (2003) Directed by Bruno Barreto

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

"Hair Is Everything!....."



Bethany (Jack Black):  "...touch it, move it, play with it. Move it around a lot! Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay; now, angle your eyes down.  Head down. Eyes big. Now sparkle."

Martha (Karen Gillian): "Sparkle?"

Bethany (Jack Black): "Sparkle like an anime character.....I think you're ready. Okay; flirt like our lives depend on it  cause they do!"

Jumanji:Welcome to the Jungle (2017)  Directed by Jake Kasdan 

Monday, June 11, 2018

"Yiikes!!......"



Fred (Freddie Prinze Jr.): "Let's go back!!"

Scooby Doo 2:Monsters Unleashed (2004):  Directed by Raja Gosnell

Sunday, June 10, 2018

"It Is My Right, Under The Freedom Of The First Amendment...."



Larry Flint (Woody Harrelson): "I have fashioned this American flag into a diaper because if you're going to treat me like a baby, I'm going to act like one."

The People Vs. Larry Flint (1996) Directed by Milos Forman 

Friday, June 8, 2018

"This Mustn't Register On An Emotional Level...."



Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.):  (inner visualization) "First, distract target. Then, block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek.  Discombobulate. Dazed, for the tenth wild hair maker, employ elbow block and body shot. Block thorough left.  Weaken right jaw.  Now, fracture.  Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus.  Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.  In summary:  ears ringing, jaw fractured, 3 ribs cracked, 4 broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery 6 weeks, Psychological recovery 6 months, capacity to spit at the back of head - neutralized."

Sherlock Holmes (2009) Directed by Guy Ritchie 

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

"Meeting In The Middle Of The Dessert....."



Ace (Robert DeNiro): ".....always made me nervous.  It's a scary place. I knew about the holes in the dessert, of course, and everywhere I looked around, there could have been a hole...."


Casino (1995) Directed by Martin Scorsese

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

"Chinese Fighting Muffins....."



Bosley (Bill Murray): "What do you call these?"

Dylan (Drew Barrymore): "Chinese Fighting Muffins!......"

Bosley (Bill Murray): "They are nothing to laugh about.  A buddy of mine took a Chinese Fighting muffin to the chest and went home in four body bags."

Alex (Lucy Lui): "They're not Chinese.  They're not fighting.  They are blueberry."

Bosley (Bill Murray): "Alex, are you okay?"

Natalie (Cameron Diaz):  "She's having problems with her secret identity, Bos.."

Bosley (Bill Murray): "Aren't we all........" 

Charlie's Angels (2000) Directed by McG

Monday, June 4, 2018

"You, Kids, Are Soft! ....."



John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger): "Well, I've got news for you. You are mine, now! You belong to me! You're not going to have your mommies going behind you to wipe your little tusshies.  Oh No!  It's time now to turn this mush into muscles....."

Kindergarden Cop (1990) Directed by Ivan Reitman 

Sunday, June 3, 2018

"Discipline....."



Wayne (Steve Zahn):  "Don't you ever let me catch you fight like that again! Don't ever drop your lead shoulder when you throw a punch.  Think shoulder to face when you hit.  Shoulder to face......You smoke?"

Happy, Texas (1999) Directed by Mark Illsey 

Friday, June 1, 2018

"You're Hurting Krull's Feelings....."



Andie (Kate Hudson): "Honey, look what I got for us."

Ben (Matthew MacCaughney): "Look at him go!  What is it?"

Andie (Kate Hudson): "It's a Chinese Crested, of course."  

Ben (Matthew MacCaughney): "No kidding.  A Chinese Crested. So, it's like a dog. Right?"

Andie (Kate Hudson): "Ben, you're hurting Krull's feelings.....Krull - the Warrior King."

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003) Directed by Donald Petrie