Tuesday, July 31, 2018

"This Is Not Something That Is In Our Heads...."

Captain Miller (Lawrence Fishburn): "Smitty, have you seen anything unusual, at all?"

Lt. Smith/Smitty (Sean Pertwee): "No; I haven't seen anything and I don't need to see anything, Sir.  But, I can tell you, this ship is fucked!"

Event Horizon (1997) Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson 

Monday, July 30, 2018

"There Are No Sasquatches!!"


Dr. Wrightwood (Don Ameche): "Am I missing something?"

Harry and The Hendersons (1987) Directed by William Dear

Sunday, July 29, 2018

"There Is Something A Little Strange With Dad...."

Roy (Richard Dreyfuss):"It's okay, though.  I'm still Dad.  I can't describe it, what I'm feeling and what I'm thinking.  This means something.  This is important...."

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Directed by Steven Spielberg

Saturday, July 28, 2018

"Where Do I Sign?...."

Fletch (Chevy Chase): "Okay Gillette, you've broken me. I hope you're happy.....(devious smile as attorney walks away - the end)"  

Fletch Lives (1989) Directed by Michael Ritchie

Friday, July 27, 2018

"......Because It's A Circle."

Asian Minister (Rob Schneider): "Do you have the rings?"

Chuck (Adam Sandler) and Larry (Kevin James): "Yeah. (said in unison)"

Asian Minister (Rob Schneider): "Now the rings are a symbol of eternity.  Because in the ring, there is no beginning. There is no end cause it's a circle."  

Chuck (Adam Sandler): "That's kind of nice."

Asian Minister (Rob Schneider): "It's not like a triangle. Triangle has like a corner and it ends.  This one is a circle." 

Chuck (Adam Sandler): "Okay; we get it."

Larry (Kevin James): "Three corners."

Asian Minister (Rob Schneider): "Please exchange the rings."

Chuck (Adam Sandler): "Alright. Thank, God! (exchanging rings)"

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) Directed by Dennis Dugan 

Thursday, July 26, 2018

"Ooh!! Ah! Ah! Ah!....."

Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton): "Nobody says the "B" word. C'mon!"

Beetlejuice (1988) Directed by Tim Burton 

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

"Sell Me Marriage....."

Natalie (Anna Kendrick): "How about just not dying alone?"

Ryan (George Clooney): "Starting when I was twelve, we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. My parents went the same way.  Make no mistake, we all die alone.  Now, those cult members in San Diego with the kool-aid and sneakers, they didn't die alone.  So, I'm saying there are options."

Natalie (Anna Kendrick): (visibly breaking down)

Ryan (George Clooney): "Ahh, fuck..."

Natalie (Anna Kendrick): "Brian left me!!!" (wailing with tears)

Up in the Air (2009) Directed by Jason Reitman 

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

"Hey Everyone, It's Just A Divorce....."

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Okay, who told you that Emily and I are getting a divorce?"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom. We all thought it was cancer."

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Ohhh!"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): (chuckles) "Thank God, Man!!"

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Ohhh! Yeah; just my relationship. (fake laugh)"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Divorce!" (chuckles)

Cal (Steve Carrell):"I'm so lucky.  I have to go pick out furniture, now."  

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Okay; you go for it.  It could have been cancer, Buddy!" (announces to office)  "Hey everyone, it's just a divorce!"

(Office applauds)

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Thanks!  Feels good...."

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) Directed by Glenn Ficarra, John Requa

Monday, July 23, 2018

"You Think I'm Gorgeous! You Want To Kiss Me...."

Eric (Benjamin Bratt): "Mmmm. Enjoy the rest of your night."

Miss Congeniality (2000) Directed by Donald Petrie

Sunday, July 22, 2018

"It's Telepathy. Over...."

Dale (Melody Anderson): "Hang up. I gotta go. Someone is coming. We've got to stop thinking to each other."

Flash Gordon (1980) Directed by Mike Hodges 

Saturday, July 21, 2018

"Who's The Man?!...."

Wesley (James McAvoy): "I'm the man......."

Wanted (2008) Directed by Timur Bekmambetov

Friday, July 20, 2018

""So, Shines A Good Deed, In A Weary World."

Willie Wonka (Gene Wilder): "Charlie! You won!! You won!!!!! I  knew you would! I just knew you would! Oh Charlie, forgive me. I had to test you......"

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971) Directed by Mel Stewart, Written by Roald Dahl

Thursday, July 19, 2018

"Just Calm Down! Alright?!..."

Dusty (Mark Wahlberg): "Okay kids listen up! This is a good lesson on why you never want to lie about your ability to do things that you clearly can't do.  Okay? Huh?"

Brad (Will Ferrell): "I think, my arm is stuck in the wall."

Dusty (Mark Wahlberg): "Brad,just stay still. I'll get you out."

Brad (Will Ferrell): "No! Don't do anything!  Would you please just go and put a shirt on!" 

Daddy's Home (2015) Directed by Sean Anders

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

"Operation Free Willie...."


Ned (Paul Rudd): "I didn't want to get litigious but I brought a lawyer...."

Our Idiot Brother (2011) Directed by Jesse Peretz

Monday, July 16, 2018

"Earmuff It For Me....."

Beanie (Vince Vaughn): "What we need to do is sort of a big kick off like kick ass party to start things off....break it in a little."  

Old School (2003) Directed by Todd Phillips 

Sunday, July 15, 2018

"Put Me On Speaker Phone......"

Coach Bill (Sam Rockwell): "Look into each others' eyes.  That feeling that you're feeling it ain't gonna get any better than this....pace yourselves but leave your heart on the court.  Now, go kick some ass!....."

The Winning Season (2009) Directed by James C. Strouse

Saturday, July 14, 2018

"Keep Your Foot On The Gas And Drive Right By Him On The Outside....."

Harry (Robert Duvall): "If you go to the outside and you can hold him...."

Days of Thunder (1990) Directed by Tony Scott

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

"I'm Showing You The Door......"

Gary King (Simon Pegg):"Is it a door?  I mean, it doesn't have a lintel and it's glass.  So, is it a window or a door?  Or maybe it's a win-door."

The World's End (2013) Directed by Edgar Wright 

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

"Was That A Fart?!......"

Sporting Goods Manager (Seth Rogan): "I can taste it on my tongue....Is that onion? Onion and ketchup. It stinks and this is a small room. Okay; now the tuxedos seem kind of F*%ed up."

Step Brothers (2008) Directed by Adam McKay 

Monday, July 9, 2018

"Every Battle Is Won, Before It Is Ever Fought....."

Gordon Gecko (Michael Douglas): "Think about it. You are not as smart, as I thought you were, buddy boy.  You want to know why these fund managers can't beat the S&P 500?  It's because they're sheep and sheep get slaughtered. I've been in this business since 69.  Most of these Harvard, MBA types don't add up to dogshit!  Give me guys that are poor, smart, and hungry - and no feelings.  You win a few, you lose a few but you keep on fighting.  If you need a friend, get a dog.  It's trench warfare out there, pal....and inside here, too."

Wall Street (1987) Directed by Oliver Stone 

Sunday, July 8, 2018

"Everybody Wants To Be Us................"

Miranda Priestley (Meryl Streep): "Oh no.  You chose.  You chose to get ahead. If you want this life, those choices are necessary." 

Andy (Anne Hathaway):"But what if, this isn't what I want? I mean, what if, I don't want to live the way you live?"

Miranda Preiestly (Meryl Streep): "Don't be Ridiculous, Andrea.  Everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us."

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Directed by David Frankel 

Saturday, July 7, 2018

"Farewell, My Friends...."

Dr. Nefario (Russell Brand): "This may take awhile. Go about your business.  I miss you, already!!"

Despicable Me 2 (2013) Directed by Chris Renaud & Pierre Coffin 

Friday, July 6, 2018

"What Do I Think?......Here's My Flair! "

Joanna (Jennifer Anniston): "This is me expressing myself.  Okay?!@ There it is!  I HATE this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!"  

Office Space (1999)  Directed by Mike Judge

Thursday, July 5, 2018

"We About To Heat This Up......"

Ben (Kevin Hart): "......He ain't gonna shoot me!"

Ride Along (2014)  Directed by Tim Story

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

"Perhaps, This Is The Call You Have Been Waiting For All This Time, Sir...."

Hunter S. Thompson aka Duke (Johnny Depp): "......anything worth doing is worth doing right!  This is the American Dream, in action!"

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (1998) Directed by Terry Gillam 

Sunday, July 1, 2018

"Are You Crying?!....."

Jimmy (Tom Hanks): "Are you crying?! There's no crying!  There's no crying in baseball!"

Doris (Rosie O' Donnell): "Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy!"

Jimmy (Tom Hanks): "Ahh, you zip it, Doris!!" 

Jimmy (Tom Hanks): "Roger Hornsby was my manager and he called me a talking pile of pig shit!  That was when my parents drove down all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game!  And did I cry?!"

Evelyn (Bitty Shram): "No..(still crying"

Jimmy (Tom Hanks): "No! No! And you know why?  Because there's no crying in baseball! There's no crying in baseball!  No crying!!!!"  

A League of Their Own (1992) Directed by Penny Marshall