Tuesday, July 24, 2018

"Hey Everyone, It's Just A Divorce....."



Cal (Steve Carrell): "Okay, who told you that Emily and I are getting a divorce?"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom. We all thought it was cancer."

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Ohhh!"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): (chuckles) "Thank God, Man!!"

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Ohhh! Yeah; just my relationship. (fake laugh)"

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Divorce!" (chuckles)

Cal (Steve Carrell):"I'm so lucky.  I have to go pick out furniture, now."  

Cal's Boss (Dan Butler): "Okay; you go for it.  It could have been cancer, Buddy!" (announces to office)  "Hey everyone, it's just a divorce!"

(Office applauds)

Cal (Steve Carrell): "Thanks!  Feels good...."

Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) Directed by Glenn Ficarra, John Requa

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