Friday, August 31, 2018

"Aren't We A Fine Pair of Misfits?!"

Katharine Hepburn (Cate Blanchett): "Ha! Men can't be friends with women, Howard.  They must possess them or leave them be.  It's a primitive edge from caveman days. It's all in Darwin - hunt the flesh, kill the flesh, eat the flesh.  That's the male sex all over."

Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio): "Excuse me?"

Katharine Hepburn (Cate Blanchett): "Well, if you are deaf, you must own up to it. Get a hearing aid or see my father.  He's a urologist but it's all tied up inside the body.  Don't you find?"

Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio): "Hmm..." 

Katharine Hepburn (Cate Blanchett):  "Me; I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean.  Also, because I was once boldly referred to as 'outdoorsy.' Well, I'm not 'outdoorsy.'  I'm athletic!  I sweat!  And there we have it - you're deaf and I sweat.  Aren't we a fine pair of misfits?..."

The Aviator (2004) Directed by Martin Scorsese

Thursday, August 30, 2018

"Why Can't We Simulate A Girl?"

Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith): "Okay; now what?"

Gary (Michael Anthony Hall): "Umm, should we give her a brain?"

Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith):  "Yeah; we can play chess with her."

Gary (Michael Anthony Hall): "Chess? Just give her a brain. Okay?"

Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith): "Okay; that's umm about all I can do with my stuff."

Gary (Michael Anthony Hall): "I can't believe this shit!  I can't believe this! Did you get a free toaster with this computer, too?"

Weird Science (1985) Written and Directed by John Hughes 

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

"I Don't Know....."

Spicoli (Sean Penn): "Aloha, Mr. Hand."

Mr. Hand (Ray Walston):  "What is the reason for your truancy?" 

Spicoli (Sean Penn): "I just couldn't make it on time."

Mr. Hand (Ray Walston):  "You mean couldn't or you wouldn't?......Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time, like this?"

Spicoli (Sean Penn): "I don't know."

Mr. Hand (Ray Walston): "'I don't know.' That's nice!  'Will, I pass this class, Mr. Hand?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know. That's nice!  I really like that!  You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words on this board for all of my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit, of course, Mr. Spicoli."

Spicoli (Sean Penn): "Alright. (smiles)"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Directed by Amy Heckerling 

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

"Taking The Foreign Service Board Exam...."

Emmett Fitz-Hume (Chevy Chase): "Oh God, the pressure!!! I can't take it!!!.. Ahhh!!!...."

Spies Like Us (1985) Directed by John Landis 

Monday, August 27, 2018

"Do I Really Have To Ask You Two More Times?"

Mustafa (Will Ferrell): "Go to hell, Powers!"

Austin Powers (Mike Myers): "Fine. Where is Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?"

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Directed by Jay Roach

Sunday, August 26, 2018

"Tell Us How You Intend To Run The Nation...."

Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): "These are the laws of my administration:  No ones's allowed to smoke or tell a dirty joke and whistling is prohibited....If chewing gum is chewed, the chewer is pursued and in the who-scow hidden....If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited. I'll put my foot down, so shall it be.  This is the land of the land of the free......"

Duck Soup (1933) Directed by Leo McCarey

Saturday, August 25, 2018

"Zombieland Rule #18 - Limber Up"

Tallahassee (Woody Harrellson): "Are you coming?"

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): "Yes. Yeah; one second." (starts stretching)

Tallahassee (Woody Harrellson):  "Are you f*cking with me?"

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg):  "Uhh, no.  You should actually limber up, as well.  Especially if we are going down that hill. It is very important!"

Tallahassee (Woody Harrellson):  "I don't believe in it.  You ever see a uhh lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?" (Takes off down the hill)

Zombieland (2009) Directed by Ruben Fleischer

Thursday, August 23, 2018

"No Man's Land......."

Steve Trevor (Chris Pine): "This is 'No Man's Land', Diana.  It means no man can cross it. Alright?!  This battalion has been here for nearly a year and they've barely gained an inch....we can't save everyone in this war. That is not what we came here to do."

Diana Prince (Gal Gadot): "No; but it is what I'm going to do." (Walks out onto the war field as Wonder Woman defending fire.)

Steve Trevor (Chris Pine): "(announcing to their troop) She's taking all of the fire!  Let's go.....(the soldiers fall in behind Diana)"

Wonder Woman (2017) Directed by Patty Jenkins

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

"The Long Awaited Mission Is Here...."


Orlov (Daniel Olbrychski):"Salt."

Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie): "Yes."

Orlov (Daniel Olbrychski):"The name of the Russian Agent is Salt. Evelyn Salt."

Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie): "My name is Evelyn Salt."

Orlov (Daniel Olbrychski): "Then, you are a Russian spy."

Salt (2010) Directed by Phillip Noyce 

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

"Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot!! In Other Words, Adios...."

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith (Liam Neeson): "There's a plan in everything, kid.  And I love it when a plan comes together!!!"

The A-Team (2010) Directed by Joe Carnahan 

Monday, August 20, 2018

Saturday, August 18, 2018

"The Following Is A Paid Advertisement for the Schlaang Super Seat..."

Jeff Goldblum (as himself): "My favorite thing is the automatic popcorn maker in the armrest......And remember, if you're not sitting in a Schlaang Super Seat, you're just not sitting down."

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012) Directed by Tim Heidecker & Eric Warehelm

Thursday, August 16, 2018

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Green Latern's Light"

Hal/Green Latern (Ryan Reynolds): "Brightest Day, Blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight.  Those who worship evil's might beware my power of Green Latern's Light."

Green Latern (2011) Directed by Martin Campbell 

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

"You Gotta Cross Over The Anger Bridge....."

Cal (John C. Reilly): "......come back to the Friendship Shore."

Talladega Nights (2006) Directed by Adam McKay

Saturday, August 11, 2018

"The Court Will Now Render A Decision..."

Deltas:   (coughing - "eat me')  

Animal House (1978) Directed by John Landis, Written by Harold Ramis 

Friday, August 10, 2018

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Tuesday, August 7, 2018


Otto (Kevin Kline): "You're really sorry?"

Archie (John Cleese): "I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly."

Otto (Kevin Kline): "You take it back?"

Archie (John Cleese): "I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The implication was totally without basis.  In fact, was no way a fair comment and was motivated purely by malice.  I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family.  I hereby undertake not to 
repeat any such slander, at any time in the future."

Otto (Kevin Kline): "Okay."

A Fish Called Wanda (1988) Directed by John Cleese

Monday, August 6, 2018

"I'm Sorry....."

Fox (Angelina Jolie): "You apologize too much."

Wanted (2008) Directed by Timur Bekmambetov

Sunday, August 5, 2018

"Bottoms Up...."

Lisle Von Rhoman (Isabella Rosselini): "Now, a warning....."

Madeline (Meryl Streep):  "Now, a warning?!!"

Lisle Von Rhoman (Isabella Rosselini): "Take care of yourself.  You and your body are going to be together a long time.  Be good to it....."

Death Becomes Her (1992) Directed by Robert Zemekis 

Saturday, August 4, 2018

"Alright Mrs. Man, What You Got?!..."

Rayon (Jared Leto): "Full house - Jacks over threes."

Ron (Matthew McConaughey): "Well, I would have figured you for Queens. Goddammit!!"

Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Directed by Jean-Marc VallĂ©e

Friday, August 3, 2018

"Peace Out, Craig!..."

Craig (Ice Cube): "Yeah; peace out!"

Next Friday (2000) Directed by Steve Carr 

Thursday, August 2, 2018

"Why Don't You Do What You Dreamed?!....."

Bastian (Barrett Oliver): "But I can't! I have to keep my feet on the ground!"

Empress (Tami Stronach): "Call my name!!! Bastian! Please!!!  Save us!"

Bastian (Barrett Oliver):  "Alright!  I'll do it! I'll save you! I will do what I dreamed!!!"

Neverending Story (1984) Directed by Wolfgang Peterson 

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

"If You Build It, He Will Come."

Ray(Kevin Cosner): "Okay; you must of heard that?!"

Field of Dreams (1989) Directed by Phil Alden Robinson