Wednesday, November 28, 2018

"Serendipity"



Sara (Kate Beckinsale): "Jonathan!....."

Serendipity (2001) Directed by Peter Chelsom 

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

"She Just Wants The Sale....."



Maura (Amy Poehler): "She's not telling us the truth.....God, we need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42."

Sisters (2015) Directed by Jason Moore

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sunday, November 25, 2018

"What Color Paints Can I Get You?...."



Ricky (Vince Vaughn):  "I don't know. Surprise me.  I don't know what I'm feeling today.....Ya know? There's a nice way to do that."

Made (2001): Written & Directed by Jon Favreau

Saturday, November 24, 2018

"Have A Nice Day!...."



Detective Murtaugh (Danny Glover): "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"

Detective Riggs (Mel Gibson): "I would, if I slept."

Lethal Weapon (1987) Directed by Richard Donnor

Thursday, November 22, 2018

"Three Things We Pray......"



Greg Focker (Ben Stiller): "Oh Dear Lord, three things we pray:  To love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day by day, by day.  Amen."

Meet the Parents (2000) Directed by Jay Roach 

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

"How Does He Know Which Way We Are Going??"



Del Griffith (John Candy): "Thank you!!!"

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987) Written & Directed by John Hughes 

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

"Someone Who Is Incapable of Guile...."



Jack aka TV Darren (Will Ferrell): "I think it means tricks."

Bewitched (2005) Directed by Nora Ephron 

Monday, November 19, 2018

"I Wasn't Expecting That From A Buddhist....."



Dave (Adam Sandler): "I'm a little pissed off!"

Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson): "You okay?"

Dave (Adam Sandler): "Yeah, I'm fine.  Arrghhh!!!!! (charging)

Anger Management (2003) Directed by Peter Segal 

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Saturday, November 17, 2018

"We'll See....."



Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman): "Listen, not for nothing but do you know the story of the Zen master and the little boy?"

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "Is this something about the Greek witch of Aquilippa? 

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "Yeah, as a matter of a fact, it is.  There is a little boy on his 14th birthday, he gets a horse.  Everyone in the village exclaim, 'how wonderful.' His zen master says, "we'll see.  Two years later, the boy falls off his horse and breaks his leg. Everyone in the village says, 'How terrible." The zen master says, "we'll see.' Then a war breaks out and all of the young men have to go off and fight. Except the boy because his leg is all messed up and everyone in the village says, 'how wonderful.'"

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "Now the zen master says, 'we'll see.'"

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "So, you get it?' 

Charlie (Tom Hanks): "No, no because I'm stupid." (laughing)

Gust (Phillip Seymour Hoffman):  "You're not stupid. You're just in congress......"

Charlie Wilson's War (2007) Directed by Mike Nichols 

Thursday, November 15, 2018

"Take This Flower?"




Airplane! (1980) Directors: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

"Advice From Stan Lee....."



Stan Lee (as himself): "I went on with my life.  I created some special new superheros. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets."

Brody (Jason Lee): "How so?"

Stan Lee (as himself):  "Dr. Doom wears body armor to conceal his own mangled form, right?"

Brody (Jason Lee): "Yeah."

Stan Lee (as himself): "Okay; that was me beneath the armor.  The Hulk - a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next just like me when I thought about what I had given up."

Brody (Jason Lee): "So you created each character to deal with your one big regret."

Stan Lee (as himself):  "Yeah; the girl that got away.  Look, do yourself a favor, Brody - Don't wait because all of the money, all the women, even all of the comic books in the world, they can't substitute for that one person."

Mallrats (1995) Written & Directed by Kevin Smith

**Rest in peace, Stan Lee 

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

"Do You Want To See The Face I Make......."



Chani (Kristen Wiig): ".......when I see a snake made out of candy?"  

Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (2013) Directed by Adam McKay

Monday, November 12, 2018

"Okay; That Was A New Phone...."



Elise (Emily Blunt): "It's a sturdy little f*cker, isn't it? I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. It just happened."

David (Matt Damon): "Okay.  Okay; that was a new phone."

Elise (Emily Blunt): "I'm Elise, by the way."

David (Matt Damon): "I'll remember that...(laughing)"

The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Directed by George Nolfi 

Sunday, November 11, 2018

"You're The Shit!!..."



Dean (Jeremy Pivens): "Do you remember the philosopher, Epictetus? Do you remember what he said?  He said, 'If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.'  That is what you've done!"

Jonathan (John Cusack): "I work hard at it."

Dean (Jeremy Pivens): "Now, I want to be a jackass! Ya know? You're the shit!!"

Jonathan (John Cusack): "That would be me - 'The shit.'"

Serendipity (2001) Directed by Peter Chelsom 

Saturday, November 10, 2018

"The Crapper's Got My Foot....."



Flight Attendant:  "Return to your seats, please.... (knock, knock, knock) Return to your seats, now, please!"

Sarah (Brittany Murphy): "Beat it, Stew-!!"

Just Married (2003) Directed by Shawn Levy

Friday, November 9, 2018

"Everyone Get Back To Their Seats...."



Annie (Kristen Wiig): "I'm leaving. (pushes divider curtain open)  This should be open because it's civil rights!  This is the 90s!"

Male Flight Attendant : "It's not.  You're in the wrong decade."  

Bridesmaids (2011)  Directed by Paul Feig

Thursday, November 8, 2018

"Alright; Let's Bring In The Blue Screen And Try One...."



 Wayne (Mike Myers): "Okay! Welcome to Wayne's World....We have a new feature on Wayne's World this week, which allows us to travel through time and space.  It's called Chromakey and it's really handy if you want to go to.......New York.....Hawaii.....or imagine being able to magically be whisked away to Delaware. (dramatic silence) Hi. I'm in Delaware."

Wayne's World (1992) Directed by Penelope Spheeris

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

"Accessorize with VaPooRize...."



Tim (Ben Stiller): "I got another one for ya. The travel industry.  We get into the travel industry.  I'm talking about little travel-size VaPooRize."

Nick (Jack Black):  "You mean like the cute little shampoo bottles?"

Tim (Ben Stiller): "Exactly."

Nick (Jack Black): "My God! That's so simple and awesome!"  

Tim (Ben Stiller): "You're on a trip. You want to walk through Venice and step in dog doo and you want to spray it, right?  So what do you do?  You take out your little travel size VaPooRize.  A holster, a little velcro holster that you put on your belt....

Nick (Jack Black):  "I love a holster!!"

Tim (Ben Stiller):  "You accessorize with VaPooRize."

Envy (2004) Directed by Barry Levinson 

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

"I Plan On Grabbing As Many Miles, As I Can....."



Natalie (Anna Kendrick): "Okay; you got fill me in on the miles thing.  What is that about?  Are you talking about like Frequent Flyer Miles?"

Ryan (George Clooney): "Do you really want to know?"

Natalie (Anna Kendrick): "I'm dying to know."

Ryan (George Clooney): "I don't spend a nickel, if I can't help it, unless it somehow profits my mileage account."

Natalie (Anna Kendrick): "What are you saving up for?  Hawaii? South of France?"

Ryan (George Clooney): "It's not like that. The miles are the goal...."

Up in the Air (2009): Directed by Jason Reitman

Monday, November 5, 2018

"My Dogs Are Barking Today!....."



Del Griffith (John Candy): "Ohh; that feels better..."

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987) Directed by John Hughes 

Sunday, November 4, 2018

"Your Future Is Whatever You Make It......"



Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown (Christopher Lloyd): "It means your future hasn't been written, yet.  No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one - both of you."

Back to the Future Part 3 (1990) Directed by Robert Zemekis 

Saturday, November 3, 2018

"Brace Yourselves!!......"



Train Conductor (Tom Hanks): "Now, that's more like it."

The Polar Express (2004) Directed by Robert Zemekis 

Friday, November 2, 2018

"I Think You Owe It To Me...."



Eddie Ciotte (David Strathairn): "You said if I won 30 games this year there would be a $10,000 bonus." 

Charlie Comisky (Clifton James): "So...."

Eddie Ciotte (David Strathairn):  "So, I think you owe it to me.....you owe me that bonus." 

Charlie Comisky (Clifton James):  "29 is not 30.  You will get only the money that you deserve.  Anything else?"

Eight Men Out (1988) Directed by John Sayles 

Thursday, November 1, 2018

"C'mon, Give It Back....."



Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) Directed by Chris Columbus