"You Pushed Me Out the Helicopter, Jackass!!!"

Jumaji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Directed by Jake Kasdan 

"What Our Story Needs Is An Ironic Random Event...."

Rango (2011) Directed by Gore Verbinski

"We're Simpatico...."

Beetlejuice (1988) Directed by Tim Burton 

I Don't Understand...."

Mrs. Coleman (Nathan Lane):  "Kevin. Kevin, nothing has changed.  It's still me, with one tiny little difference.....well, not tiny. Eh-heh." (forces laugh and turns)

The Birdcage (1996) Directed by Mike Nichols 

"Say, Who's Being Sorry For Who?"

Sullivan's Travels (1941) Written & Directed by Preston Sturges

"Aidios, Stupido...."

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Directed by Stephen Spielberg

"We Call That An Adjustment....A Re-Calibration."

The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Written and Directed by George Nolfi

"May I Be Excused??"

Sixteen Candles (1984) Written and Directed by John Hughes

"It's About To Get Grizzly!"

The Smurfs (2011) Directed by Raja Gosnell

"So, You're Telling Me There's A Chance......."

Dumb and Dumber (1994) Written & Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly 

"......About Having A Life That Other People Envy!"

The Family Man (2000) Directed by Brett Ratner

"Where Is She?"

Salt (2010) Directed by Phillip Noyce

"I Need A Bathroom!......"

The Green Inferno (2015) Directed by Eli Roth

"Be Safe Out There......."

Employee of the Month (2006) Directed by Glen Coolidge

"What Are You Looking At??"

Bethany/Professor Shelly Oberon (Jack Black): "Oh my God!  These things are crazy!!!"

Junmanji Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Directed by Jake Gasden

"I'm Really Going To Miss You, Frank."

Fletch Lives (1989) Directed by Michael Ritchie

"Let's Go Now...."

Meryl (Laura Linney): "You want to destroy your life, you do it on your own!"

Truman (Jim Carrey): "I think, I'd like a little company."

The Truman Show (1998) Directed by Peter Wier

"How May I Help You?"

Neal (Steve Martin): "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks and get me a fucking automobile.  A fucking Dachshund. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang.  A fucking Buick.  Four fucking wheels and a seat."

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "I really don't appreciate the way you're speaking to me."

Neal (Steve Martin): "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys, to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.  I really didn't care to  fucking walk down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway, to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face.  I want a fucking car, right fucking now."  

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "May I see your rental agreement?"

Neal (Steve Martin): "I threw it away."

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "Oh, boy..."

Neal (Steve Martin):  "Oh boy, what?!"

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "You're fucked."  

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1985) Written & Directed by John Hughes 

"Who's On My Baseball??"

The Boss (2016) Written & Directed by Ben Falcone

"Start Being...."

Employee of the Month (2006) Written & Directed by Mitch Rouse

"If You Skip A Meal, The Next Meal You Will Over Indulge...."

Get Smart (2008) Directed by Peter Segal

"Things...You Shouldn't Understand."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985) Directed by Tim Burton 

"Nice Goggles!"

The Book of Henry (2017) Directed by Colin Trevorrow

"This Is Not A Drill. Repeat. This Is Not A Drill"

Poseidon (2006) Directed by Wolfgang Peterson 

"Do You Really Wanna Jump?!"

Lethal Weapon (1987) Directed by Richard Donnor

"Oh My God! You Miyagi'd Me!

Crazy, Stupid Love (2011) Directed by Glen Ficarra and John Recqua

"Every Bull Has A Secret Word That Makes Him Crazy....."

Stir Crazy (1980) Directed by Sidney Poitier 

"What Kind of Talk Is That For A Coach, Huh?"

Tripper (Bill Murray): ".......but we're going to lose with some self respect."

Meatballs (1979) Directed by Ivan Reitman 

"These Things Are Defective!!!"

Hedley Lemer (Harvey Korman):  "Right as usual, Sir! (while demonstrating effectiveness of product...)"

Blazing Saddles (1974) Directed by Mel Brooks

"You Owe Me! Respect My Life....."

The Change-Up (2011) Directed by David Dobkin

"Who's Responsible For This??"

A Thousand Words (2012) Directed by Brian Robbins

"I Never Actually Thanked You For Saving My Life...."

Forrest Gump (1994) Directed by Robert Zemekis

"Gimme Five Dollars!!!"

The Honeymooners (2005) Directed by John Schultz

"Welcome!"

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

"Herro.....Tohsiba, Nokia, Sushi?"

Scary Movie 4 (2006) Directed by David Zucker

"Maybe I Need Rest From You??"

Running Scared (1986) Directed by Peter Hyams

"Don't Forget!~ You're Bringing A Little Something To The Table, Too!"

You, Me and Dupree (2006) Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo

"I'm Scared.."

Tony (Danny's Imaginary Friend): "It's just like pictures in a book, Danny.  It isn't real."

The Shining (1980) Directed by Stanley Kubrick, Written by Stephen King

"And I Thank You For Your Cooperation!"

Old School (2003) Directed by Todd Phillips

"Globodyne is Completely Transparent...."

Fun With Dick and Jane (2005) Directed by Dean Parisot

Meanwhile, At The Office.....

You, Me, and Dupree (2006) Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo 

"When That Timer Hits Zero....."

Now You See Me (2013) Directed by Louis Leterrier

"Under The Heading, 'Standards of Conduct'...."

The Social Network (2010) Directed by David Fincher

"You're All F'ed In The Head!!!"

Mitch (John Francis Daily): "You know what?  You all suck!! Fuck it!!! I quit!!!"

Waiting (2005) Directed by Rob McKittrick 

"One Thing A Man Can't Live Without......Is Sleep....."

Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2006) Written by H.P. Lovecraft 

Directed by Thorn Maurer

"It's All Very Personal...."

Beetlejuice (1988) Directed by Tim Burton 

"He's Found The Mind Game!"

Ender (Asa Butterfield): "That is what they want from us: Follow the rules, you lose. Choose violence and you win."

Ender's Game (2013) Directed by Gavin Hood

"You Just Blew The Element of Surprise...."

The Italian Job (2003) Directed by F. Gary Gray

"You're Trying To Trick Me...."

The Princess Bride (1987) Directed by Rob Reiner

"You Can Book On That, Missy!!"

The Breakfast Club (1985) Written and Directed by John Hughes