"Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot...."

Ocean's 11 (1960) Directed by Lewis Milestone

"Who Are You Renting for New Years?"

Surviving Christmas (2004) Directed by Mike Mitchell

"I Realize, This Is Mental But It's All That I Know...."

Arthur Christmas (2011) Directed by Barry Cook & Sarah Smith

"Merry Christmas!"

Mommy Dearest (1981) Directed by Frank Perry

"Santa Will Be Here Real Soon, Kids...."

Bad Santa (2003) Directed by Terry Zwigoff

"Right Down the Chimney, Folks!!"

Office Christmas Party (2016) Directed by Josh Gordon, Will Speck 

"Meet Grandma Cheryl!!!"

Almost Christmas (2017) Written & Directed by David E. Talbert

"Why Do I Have To Be The Guy To Tell Kids There's No Santa Claus?!"

The Island (2005) Directed by Michael Bay

"But You Represent The Investors...."

Mark Baum (Steve Carell): "How much bigger is the market for insuring mortgage bonds than actual mortgages?"

CDO Manager: "About 20 times."

Jarret Venette (Narrating) - (Ryan Gossling): "If the mortgage bonds were the match, then the CDOs were the kerosene soaked rags, and then the synthetic CDO is the atomic bomb, with the drunk president holding his finger over the button.  It was at that moment, in that dumb restaurant with that stupid look on his face, that Mark Baum realized that the entire world economy might collapse.  I know, what you're thinking.  What the fuck is a synthetic CDO?!"  

The Big Short (2015) Directed by Adam McKay

"We Got A Deal!"

Get Hard (2015) Directed by Ethan Cohen

"Jam The Signal!!!"

Gamer (2009) Directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

"Hear That Honey??..."

 Clark W. Griswald (Chevy Chase): "Ahh; yeah.  You check our shitters, honey?"

Christmas Vacation (1989) Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik & 

Written by John Hughes

"You're Allowed To Make A Statement...."

Mark Zuckerburg (Jesse Eisenberg): ".....I deserve some respect from this board." 

The Social Network (2015) Directed by David Fincher

"Try More Like 5000....."

The Fate of the Furious (2017) Directed by F. Gary Gray

"Like, No Problem Whatsoever..."

Casper (1995) Directed by Brad Silberling

"You Pushed Me Out the Helicopter, Jackass!!!"

Jumaji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Directed by Jake Kasdan 

"What Our Story Needs Is An Ironic Random Event...."

Rango (2011) Directed by Gore Verbinski

"We're Simpatico...."

Beetlejuice (1988) Directed by Tim Burton 

I Don't Understand...."

Mrs. Coleman (Nathan Lane):  "Kevin. Kevin, nothing has changed.  It's still me, with one tiny little difference.....well, not tiny. Eh-heh." (forces laugh and turns)

The Birdcage (1996) Directed by Mike Nichols 

"Say, Who's Being Sorry For Who?"

Sullivan's Travels (1941) Written & Directed by Preston Sturges

"Aidios, Stupido...."

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Directed by Stephen Spielberg

"We Call That An Adjustment....A Re-Calibration."

The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Written and Directed by George Nolfi

"May I Be Excused??"

Sixteen Candles (1984) Written and Directed by John Hughes

"It's About To Get Grizzly!"

The Smurfs (2011) Directed by Raja Gosnell

"So, You're Telling Me There's A Chance......."

Dumb and Dumber (1994) Written & Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly 

"......About Having A Life That Other People Envy!"

The Family Man (2000) Directed by Brett Ratner

"Where Is She?"

Salt (2010) Directed by Phillip Noyce

"I Need A Bathroom!......"

The Green Inferno (2015) Directed by Eli Roth

"Be Safe Out There......."

Employee of the Month (2006) Directed by Glen Coolidge

"What Are You Looking At??"

Bethany/Professor Shelly Oberon (Jack Black): "Oh my God!  These things are crazy!!!"

Junmanji Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Directed by Jake Gasden

"I'm Really Going To Miss You, Frank."

Fletch Lives (1989) Directed by Michael Ritchie

"Let's Go Now...."

Meryl (Laura Linney): "You want to destroy your life, you do it on your own!"

Truman (Jim Carrey): "I think, I'd like a little company."

The Truman Show (1998) Directed by Peter Wier

"How May I Help You?"

Neal (Steve Martin): "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks and get me a fucking automobile.  A fucking Dachshund. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang.  A fucking Buick.  Four fucking wheels and a seat."

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "I really don't appreciate the way you're speaking to me."

Neal (Steve Martin): "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys, to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.  I really didn't care to  fucking walk down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway, to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face.  I want a fucking car, right fucking now."  

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "May I see your rental agreement?"

Neal (Steve Martin): "I threw it away."

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "Oh, boy..."

Neal (Steve Martin):  "Oh boy, what?!"

Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg):  "You're fucked."  

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1985) Written & Directed by John Hughes 

"Who's On My Baseball??"

The Boss (2016) Written & Directed by Ben Falcone

"Start Being...."

Employee of the Month (2006) Written & Directed by Mitch Rouse

"If You Skip A Meal, The Next Meal You Will Over Indulge...."

Get Smart (2008) Directed by Peter Segal

"Things...You Shouldn't Understand."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985) Directed by Tim Burton 

"Nice Goggles!"

The Book of Henry (2017) Directed by Colin Trevorrow

"This Is Not A Drill. Repeat. This Is Not A Drill"

Poseidon (2006) Directed by Wolfgang Peterson 

"Do You Really Wanna Jump?!"

Lethal Weapon (1987) Directed by Richard Donnor

"Oh My God! You Miyagi'd Me!

Crazy, Stupid Love (2011) Directed by Glen Ficarra and John Recqua

"Every Bull Has A Secret Word That Makes Him Crazy....."

Stir Crazy (1980) Directed by Sidney Poitier 

"What Kind of Talk Is That For A Coach, Huh?"

Tripper (Bill Murray): ".......but we're going to lose with some self respect."

Meatballs (1979) Directed by Ivan Reitman 

"These Things Are Defective!!!"

Hedley Lemer (Harvey Korman):  "Right as usual, Sir! (while demonstrating effectiveness of product...)"

Blazing Saddles (1974) Directed by Mel Brooks

"You Owe Me! Respect My Life....."

The Change-Up (2011) Directed by David Dobkin

"Who's Responsible For This??"

A Thousand Words (2012) Directed by Brian Robbins

"I Never Actually Thanked You For Saving My Life...."

Forrest Gump (1994) Directed by Robert Zemekis

"Gimme Five Dollars!!!"

The Honeymooners (2005) Directed by John Schultz

"Welcome!"

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

"Herro.....Tohsiba, Nokia, Sushi?"

Scary Movie 4 (2006) Directed by David Zucker