Thursday, January 31, 2019

"I Do Wish We Could Chat Longer...."

Dr. Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins): ".....but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Directed by Jonathan Demme

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

"Never Negotiate Without Your Lawyer...."

Jeremy (Oliver Pratt): "Before we go any further, let's get the moral issue out of the way.....I was referring to my fee. I get 5 percent. " 

Indecent Proposal (1993) Directed by Adrian Lyne

Sunday, January 27, 2019

"Okay; Coming At Ya...."

Coach Buttermaker (Billy Bob Thornton): "Alright Tubby, I'm going to throw you something  called a Screwball - an old school thing.  Now, it's gonna look like it's coming right at ya but it's gonna drop right off the table, so you don't bale out, you gotta stick in there. You see what I'm saying?......Shake it off!"

Bad News Bears (2005) Directed by Richard Linklater

Friday, January 25, 2019

"Think Real Hard......."

Erin Brockovich (Julia Roberts): "So, before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Mrs. Sancez and then you take out your calculator and multiply that by 100.  Anything less than that is a waste of our time!  By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks. It came from a well in Hinkley."

Erin Brockovich (2000) Directed by Steven Soderbergh

Thursday, January 24, 2019

"I'm Dr. Gregory House...."

Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie): " the interest of saving time and boring chit-chat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House.  You can call me, Greg.  I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic, this morning. "

House M.D. (2004-2012) Created by David Shore, Bad Hat Harry Productions

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Monday, January 21, 2019

"I Think It's A Sign From God, But Don't Quote Me On That....."

Dr. Peter Vinkman (Bill Murray): "Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker." 

Peck (William Atherton): "My name is Peck!"

Vinkman (Bill Murray): "Or you can accept the fact that the city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion."

Mayor (David Marquiles): "What do you mean biblical? 

Dr. Raymond "Ray" Stantz (Dan Akroyd): "What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor - real wrath of God type stuff!  Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!"  

Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis): "Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes!!"

Winston (Ernie Hudson): "The dead rising from the graves!"

Vinkman (Bill Murray): "Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats Living together! Mass Hysteria!!"

Mayor (David Marquiles): "Alright! I get it!!"

Ghostbusters (1984) Directed by Ivan Reitman 

Sunday, January 20, 2019

"I'm Flirting: What's Wrong With Me?!"

Darcy (Helen Hunt): "Oh God! I just looked at his penis! I hope he didn't see me. Oh shit! I just looked at it again...."

What Women Want (2000) Directed by Nancy Meyers 

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Friday, January 18, 2019

"Types of Men...."

Cedric (Kevin Hart): "Today, men have the home court advantage, which has left you ladies with several types of men. You got the player. Wait a minute, I'm not done.  You got the momma's boy.  You got the dreamer - the dreamer is funny.  You got the non-committed. You got the happily married man, which brings us to my personal favorite, the happier divorced guy - look at that smile.  What I'm saying is the balance of power has shifted."

Think Lie A Man (2012) Directed by Tim Story

Thursday, January 17, 2019

"That Looks Man-Tastic....."

Andy (Steve Carell): "I'm sorry! I really don't swear this much."  

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Directed by Judd Apatow 

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

"Some Rules Are Made To Be Broken....."

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): "Oh my God! Look at this fucking clown!  Of course, it had to be a clown. It had to be a clown and it had to be Wichitaw for me to finally understand that some rules are meant to be broken.  Time to nut up or shut up.  Fuck this clown!!!"

Zombieland (2009) Directed by Ruben Fleisher 

Sunday, January 13, 2019

"The World Called On The One Man Who Could Make A Difference..........."

Narrator (uncredited voice): "....the one man who made a difference five times before, is about to make a difference again.  Only this time it's different."

Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller):  "Who left the fridge open?"

Narrator (uncredited voice): "Tugg Speedman - Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown"

Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller): "Here we go again.  Again."

Tropic Thunder (2008) Directed by Ben Stiller 

Friday, January 11, 2019

"They're Angry....."

Phil (Bradley Cooper): "What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?!"

Chow (Ken Jeong): "They're angry.  All I feed them is cocaine and chicken."

The Hangover III (2013) Directed by Todd Phillips

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Monday, January 7, 2019

Saturday, January 5, 2019

"Freedom! 90"

Becca (Anna Kendrick):
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man
All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me yeah yeah
Freedom! (I won't let you down)
Freedom! (I will not give you up)
Freedom! (Have some faith in the sound)
You've gotta give for what you take (It's the one good thing that I've got)
Freedom! (I won't let you down)
Freedom! (So please don't give me up)
Freedom! ('Cause I would really, really love to stick around)
You've gotta give for what you take
Pitch Perfect 3 (2017) Directed by Trish Sie

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

"You're Completely Free...."

V (Hugo Weaving): "Then, you have no fear, anymore.  You're completely free.....Fortunately, I got to you before 'they' did."

Evey (Natalie Portman): "You got to me? You did this to me. You cut my hair. You tortured me.  You tortured me!  Why?"

V (Hugo Weaving):  "You said, you wanted to live without fear.  I wish there was an easier way but there wasn't."

V for Vendetta (2005) Directed by James McTiegue