Salt (2010) Directed by Phillip Noyce
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Neal (Steve Martin): "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks and get me a fucking automobile. A fucking Dachshund. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat."
Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "I really don't appreciate the way you're speaking to me."
Neal (Steve Martin): "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere, with fucking keys, to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway, to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right fucking now."
Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "May I see your rental agreement?"
Neal (Steve Martin): "I threw it away."
Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "Oh, boy..."
Neal (Steve Martin): "Oh boy, what?!"
Car Rental Lady (Edie McClurg): "You're fucked."
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1985) Written & Directed by John Hughes