Friday, January 31, 2020

"Relax!! Relax, Woman....."



Naomi (Alanna Ubach): "Dean, something bad happens when you become a manager.  You put on your fucking tie and you get your fucking little manager card and you think you're so fucking cool because you write the fucking schedule and you get to tell us what to do!!!!  When in reality, you know that you're not aware of any of the fucking BullShit!!!!

Dean (Justin Long):  "Whoa! Whoa!  Naomi! Relax!!! Relax, woman....."

Waiting (2005) Directed by Rob McKittrick

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

"And Right Then, At Our Most Excellent Moment Together...."



The Narrator (Ed Norton): " (narrator speaking - internal monologue).....under and behind and inside, everything that this man took for granted, something horrible had been growing.) "Now look, give me the paychecks like I asked and you won't ever see me again."

Fight Club (1999) Directed by David Finch

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

"I Got Thrown Out of the Window!"



Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): "Disturbing the peace?!  I got thrown out of a window! What's the fucking charge for getting thrown out of a moving car?!  Jay Walking?!  This is bullshit!!!"

Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Directed by Martin Brest

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Saturday, January 18, 2020

Friday, January 17, 2020

"SCHWOANOMA???....."



Kyle (Seth Rogen): "50/50?  If you were a casino game, you'd have the best odds!"

50/50 (2011) Directed by Jonathan Levine

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Sunday, January 5, 2020

"Don't You Two Feel So Much Better??"



Roque (Idris Elba): "Clay, I'm sorry I threatened to cut your head off!"

The Losers (2010) Directed by Silvain White

Saturday, January 4, 2020

"What Is Passing, Anyhow?"



Father O' Malley (Bing Crosby): "I knew a character once, a fella named uhh, Elmer Hathaway.....the teacher often wondered how he found his way to the school house......he was sort of dreamer......he got to be a foot taller than anyone in the class and they felt sorry for him so they decided to pass him. Besides, I think they needed the desk but  he didn't know any difference and from that time on, he developed assurance.  You heard of the Hathaway Shipyards?.... That's Elmer. To this day, he takes care of his less fortunate pals.  You know the ones that used to make 90 and 100.  If they're broke or out of job, they can always work for Hathaway.  He's a good man.  By the way, just what is passing anyhow?......why do they have to have 75 to pass?  Who started it?.....Aren't we here to give the children a helping hand? " 

The Bells of St. Mary (1948) Written & Directed by Leo McCarey

Friday, January 3, 2020

"Unfortunately, You Can't Get Far Without Talent...."



Hank (Jim Carrey): "And after a while, the only bright lights you saw were the ones that hit you in the face while you opened the fridg. That's when you got a boob job, started hanging around the upper East side looking for a rich old man with a bum ticker, and waived a white flag in the face of your own self-loathing. How's my aim?"

Me, Myself, & Irene (2000) Directed by Bobby & Peter Farrelly

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

"Boy, The Holidays Are Rough!"



Harry (Billy Crystal): "Every year, I just try to get from the day before Thanksgiving to the day after New Years."

Sally (Meg Ryan): "A lot of suicides...."

When Harry Met Sally (1989) Directed by Rob Reiner