Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Here To Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass!



Nada (Roddy Piper): "And I'm all out of bubblegum!"

They Live (1988) Directed by John Carpenter 

"And If Anybody Asks, Tell Them A Flood Is Coming..."



God (Morgan Freeman): "People who want to change the world, don't know how to begin.  You want to know how to change the world, son?  One act of random kindness at a time.  Build the ark.  Tell ya what, you build it, I'll fill it.  And if anybody asks, tell them a flood is coming.  Oh and you mind need this."

Evan Almighty (2007) Directed by Tom Shadyac

Monday, March 30, 2020

"I Fought the Good Fight....."



Eli (Denzel Washington): "Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and conviction to complete the task that you entrusted to me.  Thank you for guiding me, straight and true, through the many obstacles in my path and keeping me resolute when all seemed lost.  Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way.  Thank you for any good that I may have done and I'm so sorry about the bad......Thank you for my friend that I made.  Please watch over her, as you watched over me.  Thank you for finally allowing me to rest.  I'm so very tired but I go now to my rest, at peace, knowing that I did right with my time on this earth.  I fought the good fight.  I finished the race.  I kept the faith."

The Book of Eli (2010) Directed by Albert and Allen Hughes 

Sunday, March 29, 2020

"Arden Patriots....."



Anne (Lisa Brenner): "Half the men in this church, including you father and you reverend, are as arden patriots as I. Will you now, when you are needed most stop at only words?  Is that the sort of men you are?  I ask only that you act upon the believes in which you have so strongly spoken and which you strongly believe."

Gabriel (Heath Ledger): "Who's with us?"

The Patriot (2000) Directed by Roland Emmerich 

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Friday, March 27, 2020

Thursday, March 26, 2020

"You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die...."



Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): "Hail Not!  My name is Inigo Montoya!  You killed my father!  Prepare to die!"

Count Rugen (Christopher Guest): "NO!"

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): (With a quick swipe with his sword, he knocks the Count's sword from his grip and lists his demands) "Offer me money?"

Count Rugen (Christopher Guest): "Yes."

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): "Power, too? Promise me, that." (as he swipes lashes across the Counts face with his sword)

Count Rugen (Christopher Guest): "All that I have and more.  Please."

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin): "Offer me everything, I ask for?"

Count Rugen (Christopher Guest): "Anything you want."

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin):  (Then, he administers the death stroke with his sword.) "I want my father back, you son of a bitch!!!"

The Princess Bride (1987) Directed by Rob Reiner & Written by William Goldman


Tuesday, March 24, 2020

"This Is Totally Ungroovy, Scoob!!"



Scrabby Doo (Scott Innes): "Correction! The new improved Scrappy because I, Scrappy Dappy Doo, have absorbed enough energy to rule the world with my all powerful army!  And I've brought you here to witness my moment of triumph.  All I need to complete my transformation is Scooby Doo! 

Scooby (Neil Fanning): "Me!  Don't you mean Melvin Doo?!"

Scooby-Doo (2002) Directed by Raja Gosnell and Written by James Gunn 

Monday, March 23, 2020

Saturday, March 21, 2020

"You're Going To Risk Our Lives for a Twinkie?!"



Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg):  (inner dialogue) "It was like, if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat, the world would become innocent again and everything would return to normal."

(speaking to Tallahassee) "What are you, prospecting?! Jesus Christ!  You are a dangerous man!  You're going to risk our lives for a Twinkie?!"

Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson): "There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store.  Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.  Believe or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.  Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is going to go - empty.  Time to nut up or shut up!"

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg):  "When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with! - no fear, nothing to lose."  What can I say?  It's like - art~!"  


Zombieland (2009) Directed by Ruben Fleischer

Friday, March 20, 2020

"Are You Telling Us Absolutely Everything?!"



Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty): "Please listen to me.  I want to tell you what's going on with the ship.  Thank you.  We've been thrown off course just a tad....In space terms, that's about a half a million miles.  The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship.  Also, we're flying without a navigational system and can't seem to change course."

Passenger - Hallick (Floyd Levine):  "Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?

Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty): "Not exactly.  We're also out of coffee.  (panic ensues)....Trust me, there's absolutely nothing to worry about."

Airplane 2: The Sequel (1982)  Directed by Ken Finkleman

Thursday, March 19, 2020

"Bite On This...."



The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) Directed by Rob Cohen

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

"Home Cooking....Nothing Like It In the World!"



Uncle Fester (Christopher Lloyd):  "What is this?!"

The Addams Family (1991) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

Friday, March 13, 2020

"There Was This Cat I Knew Back Where I Was Bred...."



Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers): "....He never listened to a single thing his mother said.  He never used the litter box.  He made a mess in the halls.  That's why they sent him to a vet to cut off all his B- Ba - Boy."

The Cat in the Hat (2003) Directed by Bo Welch

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Saturday, March 7, 2020

"We Can't Lose!"



Curtis (Ryan Reynolds): "A hero is nothing more than the guy that pulls off what the rest of us are too scared to do.  I was wrong about you, Gerry.  I thought you were a sick pony.  I thought I was going to have to put you down but uhh you're a hero.  A new American legend."

Mississippi Grind (2015) Directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck 

Friday, March 6, 2020

"You Don't Stand For Shit!"



Deadshot (Will Smith): "I was just trying to get you there. Phil Jackson.  We're cool -  right?  That shit was crazy!!"

Suicide Squad (2016) Directed by David Ayer

Wednesday, March 4, 2020