God (Morgan Freeman): "People who want to change the world, don't know how to begin. You want to know how to change the world, son? One act of random kindness at a time. Build the ark. Tell ya what, you build it, I'll fill it. And if anybody asks, tell them a flood is coming. Oh and you mind need this."
Eli (Denzel Washington): "Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and conviction to complete the task that you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me, straight and true, through the many obstacles in my path and keeping me resolute when all seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way. Thank you for any good that I may have done and I'm so sorry about the bad......Thank you for my friend that I made. Please watch over her, as you watched over me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I'm so very tired but I go now to my rest, at peace, knowing that I did right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight. I finished the race. I kept the faith."
The Book of Eli (2010) Directed by Albert and Allen Hughes
Anne (Lisa Brenner): "Half the men in this church, including you father and you reverend, are as arden patriots as I. Will you now, when you are needed most stop at only words? Is that the sort of men you are? I ask only that you act upon the believes in which you have so strongly spoken and which you strongly believe."
Scrabby Doo (Scott Innes): "Correction! The new improved Scrappy because I, Scrappy Dappy Doo, have absorbed enough energy to rule the world with my all powerful army! And I've brought you here to witness my moment of triumph. All I need to complete my transformation is Scooby Doo!
Scooby (Neil Fanning): "Me! Don't you mean Melvin Doo?!"
Scooby-Doo (2002) Directed by Raja Gosnell and Written by James Gunn
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): (inner dialogue) "It was like, if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat, the world would become innocent again and everything would return to normal."
(speaking to Tallahassee) "What are you, prospecting?! Jesus Christ! You are a dangerous man! You're going to risk our lives for a Twinkie?!"
Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson): "There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is going to go - empty. Time to nut up or shut up!"
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): "When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with! - no fear, nothing to lose." What can I say? It's like - art~!"
Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty): "Please listen to me. I want to tell you what's going on with the ship. Thank you. We've been thrown off course just a tad....In space terms, that's about a half a million miles. The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship. Also, we're flying without a navigational system and can't seem to change course."
Passenger - Hallick (Floyd Levine): "Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?
Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty): "Not exactly. We're also out of coffee. (panic ensues)....Trust me, there's absolutely nothing to worry about."
Airplane 2: The Sequel (1982) Directed by Ken Finkleman
Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers): "....He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box. He made a mess in the halls. That's why they sent him to a vet to cut off all his B- Ba - Boy."
Curtis (Ryan Reynolds): "A hero is nothing more than the guy that pulls off what the rest of us are too scared to do. I was wrong about you, Gerry. I thought you were a sick pony. I thought I was going to have to put you down but uhh you're a hero. A new American legend."
Mississippi Grind (2015) Directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck