Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): (inner dialogue) "It was like, if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat, the world would become innocent again and everything would return to normal."
(speaking to Tallahassee) "What are you, prospecting?! Jesus Christ! You are a dangerous man! You're going to risk our lives for a Twinkie?!"
Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson): "There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is going to go - empty. Time to nut up or shut up!"
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg): "When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with! - no fear, nothing to lose." What can I say? It's like - art~!"
Zombieland (2009) Directed by Ruben Fleischer